So I've been macking some serious tail in coffee shops, clubs, classes, etc, but I was wondering what advice you guys have on gaming chicks at funerals.

Some girl died recently and tons of her hot friends are going to be there, but obviously, they're going to be all sad and shit.

What do I do to get them to pay attention to me and not the ceremony? Will it be easy since most funerals are boring as fuck? Do I go in for the whole "hey girl, if you ever need anyone to cheer you up, here's my number"?

What about negging? "haha! stop being such a crybaby!"?

Thanks Seddit