GQ guide to cold approach

HelloHiHello · 2012-08-15T22:38:44+00:00

LOL. God this is funny.

Socially acceptable "pickup" advice. Making sure to dot the i's and cross the t's on everything that could potentially offend anyone.

"GQ's Guide to Pickup"

700 words that will do absolutely nothing to improve your life.

Problem isn't that it fails to list "techniques," it actually has okay "openers" (aka my favorite, "hi").

But it fails to mention that picking up women has nothing to do with techniques or what you say, and has everything to do with transforming your entire existence. This article is so common sense we can actually call it common sense without committing a logical fallacy.

Furets · 2012-08-16T00:19:09+00:00

Anyone else think this is terribly written?

2012-08-16T00:26:08+00:00

Anyone stupid enough to take PUA advice from a chick deserves what they fucking get. GQ should fire the bitch and use her space for condom ads.

seldomB · 2012-08-15T22:58:20+00:00

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SaysYuck · 2012-08-16T18:11:28+00:00

YUCK

2012-08-17T15:21:05+00:00

That guide is total bullshit

"Tell her your first name; offer to buy her a drink."

Really GQ? that's some straight up AFC shit

readonlyuser · 2012-08-17T16:32:55+00:00

TIL:

-I don't look sheepish enough.

-I should preface any decision by asking her if it would horrify her.

-Offer to run away if she doesn't like you.

-Above all, make sure that I'm not screwing this up for her.

Next up: GQ's guide to fishing, written by a fish.

Title	GQ guide to cold approach
Author	foolishsavant
Upvotes	0
Comments	9
Date	August 15, 2012 9:59 PM UTC (14 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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