I'm thinking of a new approach. The criteria: last year/semester in college (or whatever community that would have united you), casually acquainted (which means not friend/classmate-zoned).

After isolating, take her hand and recite thy monologue while maintaining intense yet intimate eye-contact:

"We're short on time so I'm going to be very straightforward:

I'm attracted to you.

I think you're (insert quality), (repeat), (repeat),

and I want to get to know you better, on a... more than platonic level (smile).

Now if we had the time we would engage in an intricate social dance, a mating ritual of push and pull, attention and neglect, until we're comfortable enough to progress to the (whatever location you want to fuck her in).

But I don't have the time or patience to play this game, so here's my proposal:

If the feeling's mutual, come hang out with me (this day, time, activity; if questioned about activity, reply with "it's not about the activity, it's about the company.")

Otherwise, I have no reservations against being friends and having you slowly fall for me as you get to know me better.

So, ultimately it's up to you which route you wish to take."

Then she responds, hopefully positively...

Now bear in mind this isn't about a specific person, but rather a specific group. I feel the mentality in this group will mostly likely share the common theme of "DGAF last semester YOLO get money fuck bitches" etc etc.

Do you guys have suggestions or tips on improving this semi-opener? I know very often it's the delivery and not content, and as long as you can come off as honest about your intent, and not at all apprehensive about rejection (therefore showing her you're not overly invested and are also as DGAF YOLO about the idea as you expected her to be), I feel this might be a very good shortcut to the bedroom. Let me know!