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[–]puaCurveBall 11 points12 points13 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Way too overthinky... just ask her to come back to your place.
This sounds way too rehearsed and (to steal from Idiocracy) way too faggy.
Apocalypse opener blows this out of the water in terms of directness and naturalness
[–]wanking_the_monkey 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can you link or explain the Apocalypse opener?
EDIT: nevermind, it's been posted below.
[–]GoldenHamster 9 points10 points11 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If anything, this method isn't direct enough. If want to fuck the girl, just tell her. Don't beat around the bush while acting all suave and interested in her "company."
Now if we had the time we would engage in an intricate social dance, a mating ritual of push and pull, attention and neglect, until we're comfortable enough to progress to the (whatever location you want to fuck her in). But I don't have the time or patience to play this game, so here's my proposal: If the feeling's mutual, come hang out with me (this day, time, activity; if questioned about activity, reply with "it's not about the activity, it's about the company.")
Now if we had the time we would engage in an intricate social dance, a mating ritual of push and pull, attention and neglect, until we're comfortable enough to progress to the (whatever location you want to fuck her in).
But I don't have the time or patience to play this game, so here's my proposal:
If the feeling's mutual, come hang out with me (this day, time, activity; if questioned about activity, reply with "it's not about the activity, it's about the company.")
This part is particularly weak. It's almost the opposite of seduction to explain the seduction process to her. If reading Magic Bullets to a chick turned her on, /r/seduction would be a very different place.
Simply seduce her, don't explain it. Also, the whole explanation reeks of neediness and insecurity ("please, please go out with me!").
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What the fuck man, definitely no.
This shows way too much investment on your part, is wishy-washy about what you really want (which she will see and not like), etc.
Last semester doesn't mean shit. Get out there and sarge like everyone else. Seduce, don't convince.
I upvoted every single person below who is saying about the same thing, btw. A thousand times no to this.
[–]GoldenHamster 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seduce, don't convince.
That's a great way of summarizing this approach.
[–]IAMTHEDEATHMACHINE 4 points5 points6 points 13 years ago* (12 children) | Copy Link
This is a really bad idea. And it gets progressively worse the longer the monologue goes on.
more than platonic level (smile) mating ritual of push and pull it's up to you which route you take
more than platonic level (smile)
mating ritual of push and pull
it's up to you which route you take
Dude, no. Just no.
You think girls are gonna let you get away with being a creepy Rico Suave motherfucker just because it's your last semester in college? No way. They'll laugh in your face and you'll quickly be branded as a creep.
You want girls who are feeling loose because it's the end of college? Go out to bars and bust out the apocalypse opener until it works. But this... just don't do this.
[–]m4110m 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Agreed. Apocalypse opener?
[–]IAMTHEDEATHMACHINE 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Here
[–]m4110m 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
And this works?!
[–]IAMTHEDEATHMACHINE 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It has for some people. I've never used it myself.
Search for some FRs about it.
[–]m3thusalem 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
You read the PDF, right? Yes, it works. It explains why. What in there doesn't make sense?
[–]m4110m 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, and understood it all. But just because the writer said it works, doesn't mean it does.
[–]m3thusalem 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yes, it works. Well... I'm 1/3, and think I could have been 2/3 but messed it up a little. Only tried it 3 times though because my balls aren't that big most of the time, so I guess take it with a grain of salt. Just try it =)
[–]m4110m 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fair enough! At least you've had the balls to try it three times!
[–]m3thusalem 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've tried this thrice, but don't have the balls to end the crappy relationship I'm currently in. Go figure! Good luck!
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh cool. I have this PDF about how to grow my dick 6 inches this week.
[–]m3thusalem 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cool, feel free to share progress pics.
[–]puaCurveBall 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes. Confirmed
[–]time_and_again 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like you're negotiating attraction. Can't be done.
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