Obviously, I don't want a random girl in the party I'm hitting on to know my entire story of what my interests are, passions, job, education, etc - yet you're supposed to tell her these things in order to have a conversation.

The problem, I think, is because I don't have anything silly-spontaneous-sexy to talk about, like "did you know, you can tell a woman's mood by looking at her tits", or 'look around the bar, who would you slap, and who would you fuck', or random shit like this.

What are your thoughts?