How to Stop a Cockblock

Jstone1313 · 2015-04-02T15:20:51+00:00

joker voice its simple, we kill the cockblocker

Aydurr · 2015-04-02T15:11:08+00:00

Fucking love this Blog been reading in it since i found the post

elitemage101 · 2015-04-02T14:50:32+00:00

From the picture I couldn't tell if this was r/Seduction or r/TheRedPill.

bluedot12 · 2015-04-02T14:56:21+00:00

So many directions. It is easier to just get on with the next one.

TheoreticalFunk · 2015-04-02T18:35:38+00:00

One time I was so amused by the situation, I just let it happen. Let me explain.

I have an acquaintance aka drinking buddy that is completely socially awkward and is mostly oblivious. For the sake of ease, let's call him Buddy.

We're sitting at the bar one day and there's an empty place between the two of us. Him towards the door, myself towards the back. Girl sits down between us. This being a German Bier Hall, the only thing on tap are German Beers. She orders something a little more exotic... basically it shows that she knows what the fuck she is doing and she likes beer. I decide that I'm going to talk to her as this interests me.

Me: "What beer did you get?" Her: "I..." Buddy: "She ordered a <somegermanbeer>. Didn't you hear her?" Me: "Ah, no I wasn't paying attention at the time. Thanks, Buddy."

This kinda pissed me off, but was amusing. I decided that I was going to try again, just to see what Buddy would do.

A couple more beers were had, a couple more attempts were made, at some point it became a performance piece to entertain the bartender and myself, Buddy kept doing his thing and eventually the girl left.

Me: "Hey Buddy." Buddy: "Yeah?" Me: "Are you familiar with the term cockblock?" Bartender: "HAHAHAHA" Buddy: "A little." Me: "Didn't it seem kind of odd that I was talking about beer like I knew nothing about it?"

At this point I can see the lightbulb coming on.

Buddy: "Oh. Fuck. Sorry." Bartender: "I think you owe theoreticalfunk a beer." Buddy: "Yeah, shit."

And since then it has become a funny story. It's great for parties.

edit: TLDR: Cockblocked by oblivious dude. Got entertainment and a free beer out of the deal.

Title	How to Stop a Cockblock
Author	cbman87
Upvotes	10
Comments	5
Date	April 2, 2015 1:27 PM UTC (11 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/316tny/how_to_stop_a_cockblock/
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