Over the past few days, I've experienced a surge in pooswaa ponchika poonpie. I've gotten a lot more Tinder matches than normal, random texts from female friends I haven’t talked to in ages, had a date Friday night that had a happy ending, then an unannounced visit from an old fwb at 10pm on Saturday, and two straight up booty calls, from two different girls, two days in a row. GirlA on Sunday 4:37pm CST: "Ok so I seriously need to get laid" GirlB on Monday 10:03pm CST: "Would it be weird if I asked you for a booty call?"

I’ve noticed this sort of thing happen before, it's like it comes in waves, usually followed by weeks of calmer waters…. thinking about keeping a record to see if maybe there's a pattern of some kind. Has anyone else noticed this? Is it related to moon phases maybe? Weather changes? Stock market prices? Alien conspiracy to get us to breed like cattle?