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[–]StubbA 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
'yeah I'll just find some other dork to hang/work etc with.'
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the perfect response. Especially if it was a fast reply.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you have to ask, it probably is.
[–]i_o_o 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
'I'll come over and massage you to health through your vagina with my dick.'
I think it would work.
[–]Assistantacratophorus[M] 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This belongs in /r/askseddit as it is asking advice for a specific situation / girl
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Also, don't worry about it! You didn't do anything wrong since you didn't know
[–]rawlings12[S] 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sorry about that, I'll make sure to do that next time.
[–]BeatBoxing_Abe 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would have something like You lazy sloth
Idk if its a full out shit test though, it sounds more like kind of playful banter/teasing type thing
Your response sounds pretty good though. Good job
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They will probably find my dead body in the bathroom
[–][deleted] 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]VMikeL 4 points5 points6 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Actually this very well could have been a shit test. If he responded with something needy or desperate, she could then know that he's not really able to "hold his own". Though I don't like either of your responses. Yours is beta-tastic, and his is boring.
EDIT: I would have said something like "I've watched enough Bear Grylls to know what to do." Not putting myself down, humour, #yolo
EDIT2: The hashtag is a joke.
[–]NahDudeFkThat -1 points0 points1 point 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Fuck, what bimbo am I gonna use now to get the girls jealous tomorrow? Nah man you need to come."
[–]Modestmatt44 -3 points-2 points-1 points 13 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
When in doubt, don't respond.
[–]VMikeL 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm desperately confused by why anyone should listen to this... Could you elaborate?
Don't ask him to elaborate. He probably will
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