Hi all.

Let me share my 10+ years of online dating. I have tons of experience with Badoo and Tinder, having 50+ sexual encounters (300k city in Europe) during 10+ years durich which I was mostli in long term relationships. Outlined with success and lessons learned from fails, let me start.

  1. Profile:
    1. Pictures - Never use selfies/mirror shots. This only shows you have no friends to take photos of you. Have someone make photos of you, or use "group" shots where you are clearly center of attention, aka speaker, host... If you have none, create a party and instruct someone to take pictures.
    2. Let those photos be not forced, not artsy, but funny and easy going.
    3. Text - Even if you are actually searching for "serious", never be too serious. Allways go for jokes or funny quotes, even better are short funny stories. Search net for quotes or jokes that resonate with you. If they will resonate with the girl, you have common sense of humor.
    4. End - Add this phrase at the end - If you read all the way here and were at least mildly amused, write me in chat: Purple banana with chocolate. - This will amuse with originality and give the girl a reason to contact you by herself.
  2. Cold message:
    1. Ok first you need to know what do you want, where - I dont know - is not being an answer. If you want quick fuck, appear that way. If you feel like settling down, appear like that. You can of course try to appear like fuckboy to easy girls and vice versa, but that requires more time and experience.
    2. Do generic pickup lines work? Not really. If you want to improve, add name and something about her. What works for me is: Hello Name, you seem like a nice/interesting/solid/fine/... obedient/naughty/responsible/... lady, lets go out when the situation allows it.
    3. Now thing about what does the girl want. If it is generic not interesting girl with nothing going on in her life, she want to be amused. If she has friends, parties, go for invite to a party/bar event. If she seems like business type, keep it short and punchy, going for leading to action. If she specifies something interestion personal, try to tie it up around that.
    4. Dont offer relationship if you dont want them, going around breaking hearts. You can maybe imply - If it will be worth it, we may end up in relationship later.
    5. Go for quantity first, then quality later if you wanna f*ck, 90% yes, 10% no. You might find some good kinks in what you would swipe left usualy.
    6. If you search for relationships, go 60/40. Dont overthink, use your feeling. You will sort them later
  3. Dating:
    1. If you have no problem going out in public with new girl, go for a coffee in town center, with plenty of people. When you feel like mood is going down, change location and go for a walk. Aim for a coffee close to some park full of people. Dont forget she wants to feel safe.
    2. Dont talk about important things. Keep her smiling and laughing. You dont really want to discuss politics, or difficult topics. Get to know her basics,
    3. Make her feel nice. Keep in your head image of yourself talking to your old friend. Dont think about her as anything more than just anybody else.
  4. Maximum security solution:
    1. Okay so you are in a relationship and want to keep it that way. Cool, no judgement. If not, got to 2. At first, using anonymouse mode, create new mail and FB. Go for different name. Add random people on FB, then disable all visibility even for friends. Post there some random shit. You will receive mails of notifications on the mail. Log in to Badoo via mail posts.
    2. Then use some AI face merge and photoshop skills to put your face on a different body with minor adjustments, so it is you but sort of different. You can beat Badoo face verification like this.
    3. Use Android simulator like BlueStacks to with fake GPS app for Tinder.
    4. If you need to install on real phone, always delete the app after date and delete search history of app store.
    5. When dating, always aim for different city, at least 20 minutes drive. If you really need to go to a place, go for small not interesting bars of coffee. But try to go for a walk.
    6. Be ready to fuck, have a place closeby with safe bed, or some hour hotel, or car with prepared space and parking. And condoms and hygiene.