Lets talk horrible screw ups

JamesD_91 · 2014-02-05T13:58:29+00:00

At a bar with group, girl I was really into dragged me by the hand into the girls bathroom and into a stall telling me she had something to show me. I being social retard I am did nothing, made no move. Then just ask what she wanted to show me, she makes up some excuse about wanting to show me a hole in the roof or something then we walk out. I still cringe when I think back to that.

ThrowawayPUA · 2014-02-05T01:29:48+00:00

Look, you have phrased this question in the exact way that seddit responds poorly to. I like that you want people to tie their story back to seduction principles. But unfortunately, this sort of thread is usually viewed as a challenge. Everyone tries to one-up each other and it will inevitably turn into a vicious circle of tryhard guys who are desperate to impress people. Then it just turns into a nuisance of people yelling at each other, and sometimes there is a prolonged flame war that results in someone getting banned.

So out of respect for your request to tie this query to seduction principles, I will let it live.. for now. But I will monitor this thread actively and once it goes haywire (and it will) then this OP is gone.

To the people that want to post in this thread, some advice: you do not need to express every thought that goes through your head. Sometimes you tell stories because you want to hear them, not because anyone else needs to hear them. So if your story does not explicitly connect with a specific seduction idea, then you are probably helping derail the thread, so you should just refrain from posting it.

Super_Boz9 · 2014-02-05T17:35:59+00:00

I was out and this very hot little Brazilian girl had approached me, but after I'd been talking to this other chick.

I was pretty wasted and should have realized that the Brazilian was totally into it, if perhaps playing a tiny bit hard to get. I was too drunk to realize that I probably had her in the bag though, so I kept bouncing back and forth between her and the first girl in an attempt to hedge my bets.

When Brazilian finally asked me who the other girl was, and I responded with "Oh that's my friends' sister" (an obvious terrible lie), she said something like "Yeah now I remember why I like Brazilian guys more".

It was funny, but I felt like a goof at the time. Don't hedge, just go for it.

HappyJerk · 2014-02-05T04:10:01+00:00

I was dating a girl who started off really into me but I felt her interest waning and I thought it was because I was looking overly needy. Well, one time she flaked on a date and I called her and told her that we should "just be friends" because our schedules were too busy and conflicted. I was trying to look like I was less emotionally invested in her, but she took that as what I said literally - that I was not interested in dating her. I fucked that one up royally.

Moral of the story? It's good to look busy and not invested, but don't outright reject a girl.

scenny · 2014-02-05T04:17:13+00:00

I had a girl in my bed. Both of us drunk. Making out. Me, not thinking, mentioned her boyfriend that I had just found out about earlier. "I wish you didn't have a boyfriend"...instantly I knew I fucked up. Never recovered other than flirting with her when I see her at work.

Moral: sometimes it DOES matter what you say. And don't bring up their fucking boyfriend.

I_am_not_funny_ · 2014-02-05T09:23:24+00:00

These aren't the kind of things people want racing around in their head, that's how you lose confidence and let them get to you. I don't believe this is a good thing to ask.

orisha · 2014-02-05T12:52:04+00:00

Not sure if this is what are you looking for, but I will copy paste an story from a couple of years ago:

Similar story here, just happened last weekend.

So this really hot girl (lets call her Laura) is visiting me right now. She lives in another country, so I will not say we are a couple, but when she comes we have a lot of fun together.

Probably because I'm not his boyfriend and she is away from home in a hot south European country (spain), she is open to get more wild than usual.

So last saturday we went to a club, and she was open to the opportunity to meet a girl to have a threesome.

Fast forward to the end of the night (aroung 5 am), we have good fun, but nothing serious happen with anyone.

I went to the bathroom, and when I come back, she is talking with rock style nice looking girl, and both seems to be having fun. I approach to them, and the girl look at me and said to my ear "Your girlfriend is so beautiful!". I smile to her and I said "You too!"

I started to dance at my own, near them, but leaving some space for them to have some intimacy. Two minutes later the girls are kissing each other. I think "YES!"

They stop to kiss, I ask if they want a drink, they do, so I come back with three beers. I have to say that I was pretty drunk at that moment.

The rock girl said to me "I can make her come so much, she is so beautiful", and I tell her "If you can seduce her, we will go the three together". Some moments later, they go to the bathroom.

After a while I follow them. Now, this was a club when a lot of gay people go, and is common to see (mostly gay) guys in women bathroom and girls on men bathroom.

After a moment I go there too, I can see their feet below the door, and is clear that they are kissing, so I enter in the next door (there was no people there, the club was about to close), I stand on the toilet, and I can see them kissing passionately , but they don't see me, and man, it is so hot.

So I think for my self: "Ok, this is ready, we are going home together, let's do not waste any more time!".

So I went to their door, I push it, of course they close it again (it seems it didnt have a lock and they didn't knew it was me, they never saw me), so as the stupid drunkard I was in that moment, I push really hard (instead of, you know, say something like "Ey, is me"), and they are pushing from the other side (without know who was the asshole that was interrupting them), so what happen is that the door went upwards and came out from the hints (like when you open a door and lift it), so the rock girl look at me and almost scream "THANK YOU!", she is really angry (and rightly so), we put between the two the door, I act like nothing happen (because in my drunkenness I did not realize how awkward moment it is), I look a Laura and said, "Well, lets go" and I see her say good bye to the other girl, and just then I realize I scrub up like an idiot, Laura is uncomfortable with the moment and how the girl was angry with me (even if she was completely right), so she want to go and not to do a threesome.

I'm so shock for how I scrub the things, than I don't even think in do the obvious thing, try to apologize with the other girl, saying how drunk and stupid I was, and ask for her phone saying I will make it up for it and that we can meet the three of us in another occasion, or something like that. Perhaps it would not work, but the idea don't even cross for my mind until it was too late.

I was so so so mad with myself, and we even have a argument with Laura, for the first time.

The only good thing of the night, is that we we able to convert all that fury in really angry sex.

But I'm still regret what I did that night, and not only because I lost a wonderful opportunity to do a threesome, but because I acted like a stupid asshole.

TL;DR - Had an amazing chance to do what it looks like an awesome threesome. I acted like a drunkard and I blew it.

Edit: Sorry for my English. Not native english speaker here,

Title	Lets talk horrible screw ups
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Upvotes	7
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Date	February 5, 2014 1:06 AM UTC (12 years ago)
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