So I'm lucky enough to live in an apartment building that actually has a swimming pool. It opened up a few weeks ago and I've stopped down from time to time to just lay out really. There's a pretty cute lifeguard there. I've chatted with her a few times. We exchanged names, she's a stupid like me, but that's about it. After that, I just kind of ran out of things to say and left before it got too awkward. I need to step it up.

The only thing I can really think of is fake drowning myself like in the Sandlot. This shouldn't be much of a stretch because she hasn't seen me swim yet and I don't do it often. I'll acknowledge that failing at swimming might be a DLV, but I think it will definitely get things working fast as far as kino. It's pretty much a guaranteed kiss close. After that maybe I can establish more rapport to figure out what would be a good day 2.

Advice?