What are your go to lighthearted teases ?

The ones i have from some programs are not congruent with my age (39) / personality / my native language.

*What trouble are you getting into these days

*Omg you are so naughty

*you are the craziest redhead i know

*I am picturing you in a suit causing so much trouble in the meeting / you doing x in such a troubled way

Same with DHV. The program i am watching talks about setting click baits for dhv's.

"You will not believe what just happened"...

*my ex girlfriend dropped to my house

*I was playing football with my mates and I literally almost died and now I book a flight to Mexico

Who has this kind of shit constantly running in their life anyway?

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But i do think the principles are helping, what are examples of those more down to hearth?