Would just like to warn all you hopefuls who clicked the title in hope of a Foursome\Threesome LR that it is not that ( I wish =p). It was still probably one of the more fucked up LR's I have had to date. So felt like I had to write it up. Be warned this is pretty long and not all of it is "Pick up" related, i'll include TL;dr cliff notes at the bottom.

I have been considering putting up a blog or a LR Diary thread on a more traditional forum, but then I would feel like I HAVE to update it regularly and I am too busy right now with other stuff to do that, so i'll just keep posting LR's on Seddit as long as I feel like it and people enjoy them.

My last(and first) LR post here: Breaking the law.

Anyway, On to the actual LR.

I Was out at a Club in bangkok and it was like 30-45 minutes to closing time, and I open a group of 3 cute looking Asian girls with something like "Hey guys I'm new to bangkok will you be my guides?" They laugh and ask me where I am from and yadayadayada. (Quick side note. If you want one of the easiest places to pick up girls in the world go to Thailand. I mean its not like it is that hard to pick up girl in Europe or other parts of Asia\America whatever, but here shit is ridiculously easy.)

One of them has the best English so I talk mainly to her and she is slightly hotter, though to be honest they all look pretty much the same.I gravitate more towards her\start getting a bit physical. It turns out she is the Aunt of the 2 other girls, and for whatever fucked up reason is hanging out with her 2 nieces at 3 am in a club. Anyway we just talk and hang out till the club closes, then they are like "come with us" and basically drag me out of the club and into a taxi. In the taxi they mainly talk Thai to each other, but some English to me, it seems like they are basically deciding who is going to sleep with me. I0t seems they have decided as one of the nieces says something like "You sleep with me tonight" I decided to stick with my guns and said something like "But what about <her name, which I cant remember anymore.>?" As I hug/grab the aunt and kiss her on the cheek. They all burst into laughter and keep on talking in Thai till we get to their place. It is some sort of apartment complex pseduo hotel (pretty common for people to live in in thailand) Which has security guards and a little store at the ground floor.

Go into their room, which is the standard Thai room of 4x5 meters or something, desk tv cabinet small bathroom\shower and a bed, for the 4 of us to sleep in. So I am like "okay..." They bustle around in the room for some 30-60 minutes making food and watching some crazy Asian TV show and I sit on the floor cuddling up with the aunt. Eventually bed time comes around and they drop blankets and covers on the floor, the 2 nieces get into the real bed, and me and the aunt are on the floor like 1 meter away.

She just laid down with me in what she was wearing out at the club and at first just pretended to try to sleep or whatever, I would kiss her\get a bit more touchy feely, and she would not at all stop me or anything, but not reciprocate at all either. So this went on for like 10-20 minutes of me basically escalating on a dummy or something. I am guessing this might be either because she was unsure of doing this with the 2 nieces in the room, or because she was waiting for them to fall asleep or whatever. Anyway, suddenly she got up, went to the bathroom and change into a nightgown. When she came back she basically just instantly shoved her hands down my pants and things started to get a bit more .. heated. Anyway after a little while more she asked me if I had condoms and obviously it dawned on me that I am an idiot and I had left my condoms at home since I figuered 100% that since I have a hotel room to myself for the night, if I meet someone I will bring the girl to that. Anyway I have no condom so she tells me to go down to the store and buy one. This is where things take a turn for the fucked up.

I leave the room, she tells me "Room 7 floor 6" and I start to stumble drunkely on my way to the store. Right as I pass a security camera, my pants which she unbuttoned obviously fell down and so I am sure some security guard is laughing his ass of right now. I go down to the store, get the condom and take the elevator back to floor 6. Go out and look for room 7. As I get to room 7 though I can see it does not really look excactly like It was suppposed to. I was 100% SURE she said room 7 floor 6 though, so I make sure I am on the right floor, and go back and check room 7. And decided maybe I just remember the interior wrongly, so I knock on the door a couple of times, try to open it, and knock some more, but no response. So I figure Out I'll go back to the receptionarea and try to figure out how to work this out, maybe someone can tell me where the girls live or something.

As I go down to the ground floor, some Thai man in like a receptionist hotel uniform with a really..gay way of behaving (think of him as a skinny Lloyd from entourage with broken English) is all like "Oh hello sir, are you lost sir? come with me sir i help you sir" So I figure ok this guy will probably help me, we go into some emergency exit stairs, and go down 1 floor, and i am like "uh I dont think this is the right way to go" but he just says "its ok sir come sir" so I just follow him down, and there 1 floor below ground floor is some Big burly mean looking security guard, who tells me to sit down in the stairs, and starts yelling at me in a mix of thai (which skinny lloyd translateS) and really broken english, saying he might call the police and that I am an idiot and what the fuck am I doing going around harassing their guests trying to break into rooms and stuff. At one point he even slaps me in the head (not like so hard that it hurts , but just to show me to not fuck around I guess.) Anyway I try to explain my story and what as happened, and the gay hotel receptionist guy is always very nice and understanding about the situation and the security guy seems to think I am a serial killer of some sorts. Anyway Eventually they take me up to the ground floor again and sit me in the reception, and tell me they will go through the security footage to see where I came from.

They go into a seperate room with a huge window/glass wall or whatever so I can look in at them as they review the security footage and I already know what is coming, sure enouh suddenly they all burst out laughing presumably to me dropping my pants ( I was wearing underwear though thank god) and I feel like even more of an idiot. Eventually the gayreceptionist comes out and tells me they called my friend and she will come down and pick me up. And 5 minutes later the Aunt shows up and has a pretty mean look on her face. We get into the elevator and I am like "well atleast I got condoms now winkwink" and try to grab her in and kiss her, but she like jumps away\shoves me away and looks REALLY pissed and I am thinking like "wtf you told me the wrong room\floor not my fault." anyway, we get back to the room, and obviously when I get in I see that the aunt is still lying on the floor and I realize told one of the nieces that I had condoms and tried to kiss her. Oops.

Anyway we all go back to our respective sleeping places, after 10-15 minutes of quiet time me and the aunt start getting it on again, I slip on condom and at first we just try to be really slow and quiet and make do with that, but I realize this shit is not going to fly so i tell her to go to the bathroom and i'll come join her in a few minutes, so she does and so I do and have our happy times there and go back to sleep. Probably one of the crazier 'adventures' ive had so far.

Cliffnotes:

  • Bangkok Night club.
  • Go home with aunt and 2 nieces.
  • Try to get it on with aunt 1 lying on floor 3 feet away from the bed the 2 nieces are sleeping in.
  • Go down to get condoms but get told wrong floor by aunt, try to enter wrong room, get intercepted by Big burly security man and gay receptionist guy, almost get sent to police.
  • Get picked up by what I presumed to be the aunt I was trying to fuck, end up telling one of the nieces that I have bought condoms as I try to kiss her in the elevator, she gets mad.
  • Have sex with aunt in bathroom.

Last but not least a little shout out to a site I recently decided to put up. It is a site mainly dedicated to Online game\online dating but has, and will have, some articles dedicated to more overall game also. Probably a bit more aimed at the AFC than the PUA, but I am sure most people can get some value out of it. Check it out at how2onlinedate.com and feel free to leave any feedback or suggestions of the site, at the site.

Thank you for your time.