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[–]trauma_gland 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
How do you know you will "blow up" when you're about to sex up a girl if you've never sexed up a girl? I say do what's best to get yourself to that point. Once you've crossed the bridge and reached PussyTown, then worry about blowing your load all over the soft pink streets.
Chances are your issue will be more of the too-shy-to-come-out-and-play variety.
[–]lordBobbo 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Haha no I don't know of course. However, and please pardon my foul language, after a lets say a 5-6 day dry spell, I tend to quickly and unintentionally "blow up". Like I sit there and go what the fuck happened? Losing my V-card is no issue thanks to discovering this sub, and yes I am doing my best. What did you mean by too-shy-to-come-out-and-play variety? thanks man.
[–]trauma_gland 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wait are you saying that after 5-6 days of not masturbating you not only get raging random boners, but you unintentionally cum yourself? Like you'll be sitting around watching Netflix and next thing you know you're pumping white soldiers into your shorts without provocation? That's crazy bro.
What I meant by that is, it's more likely (this was my issue anyway) that you'll be too nervous to even get it up on your first rodeo. That's the worst case scenario though, because girls tend to get offended by that and feel insecure. If you bust within seconds, at least that girl can take comfort in knowing you think she's so sexy that you can't keep your shit together.
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