I sarged ALL day today. Started in the afternoon and did day game for like, atleast 6 or 7 hours. I came up with these and they are so tight; if you remember I was having trouble opening yesterday, I definitely solved that problem, with day game anyways.

1) Necklace opener- I have a necklace that I got from Jordan that I needed to be fixed, my Mexican friend repaired the string with dental floss. I went into a shop at the mall and asked if they knew where I could get it fixed, the whole store was intrigued by the stories associated with it. I started walking around the mall and found a HB9 walking along, and I asked her if she knew where I could get in repaired. I'm not going to get into anymore detail right now about the success of this, but basically this works because unlike most opinion openers, this actually has situational relevance, it just seems more real since I have it infront of me, and were AT the mall. And, I have preplanned S&R loaded conversation threads readily associated with it. So Seddit, my advice for this to work with you is go to a artsy store and find a necklace that you can't find anywhere else, damage it, make up some DHV loaded stories associated with it, and WHALA. I'm not kidding guys, I field tested this all day today, this is deff the 100% best opener I ever did, and it is completely original.

2) "Your beautiful" song opener- Okay, so a girl drives pasts you in her car and sees you, walking in the opposite direction, then parks... it seems kind of try-hard, or even stalkerish, to go follow her and open normally. A variation of this happend to me twice in one day, both times I used this opener and it worked. I go up to the girl and am like, "Hey, do you know that song thats like (sing) your beatiful, your beautiful, your beautiful ITS TRUUUEE" - Everytime so far they laughed when I sang it, they'll say they know it "do you know what its about? Its about this dude, who sees this beautiful woman on subway with her boyfriend and he never even approached her- he just wrote a song about her- how lame is that? That ALMOST happen to me, but here I am" - I have not field tested it many times, but you get the jists. The firsts time I did it, I just came up with it on the spot and it worked PERFECT. An alternate version is where instead of explaining it, I just start singing the song (I am the worst singer ever, so watching me sing is funny, and possibly shows how confident I am). I only did this once so far, 2 HB9's in a car, at a stoplight right next to me, I signaled for them to roll their windows down, they gave me a wierd look, I kept telling them to roll it down, they did. I started just singing the song and they started laughing, the driver said "thanks, your hot too" I replied with a neg, "Thanks, so are you, but I have to ask... is that your real hair, or are you wearing extensions?"- the light turned green and I drove off before she could reply, I drove for a minute and looked behind me and these HB9's were speeding on my left hand side. I laughed and regarded it, in retrospect I wish I slowed down and followed them. Anyway, I am going to field tests the alternate version more, it seems really legit.

Try these out guys- I promise, these are absolute gold, and they are 100% original. Have fun guys- i'll posts a full FR of all the sarging I did today tomorrow morning prob.