So I'll be down here in the relatively near future and I want tips on where to go and what to do. It'll be over a weekend.

Any Sedditors in the area, feel free to PM me

I'll post the collective wisdom here in the OP as people suggest stuff.

At the moment I have:

Bourbon Street

  • Pat O'Briens

Uptown

  • Columns (is this worth the time?)

Tulane

  • The Boot

  • The Palm

My general MO is to try and find all the worst stuff possible. I want the sweatiest, nastiest, most crowded, skankiest, most ridiculous places possible. I'm not looking to take it easy.

Other Considerations

  • Where to day-drink on the weekends? (not who has the best mixologist, looking for a scene here)

  • Where's the best place to score substances? I don't need specifics, but anything would be helpful. Not dumb enough to fly with shit.