First of all, this is the first time I debut any text on /r/seduction first. SHOUTOUT TO THE LAIR AND IRC HOMIES AND THE PIMPS OVER AT /r/Hypnoseduction @_@ (you know who you are)

Before we dive into the text (which will be confusing and unstructured, but full of wisdom) I want to define a few things:

  • Getting any girl, what does it mean?

It means you will make any girl smile, laugh and have a good time, will all girls be attracted to you with this method? No, but a lot of them will be

  • But Oppa, this isn't my style, I don't want to change who I am!

You don't have to. You can apply this to any personality or style you have. I'm not teaching you any jokes or giving you any lines. This is all behavior that can be adjusted to anyone

Alright. Let's move on then. ARE YOU READY TO RIDE?!?!? CUZ WE BOUT TO RIDE!!!

We all want to be the guy who doesn't even have to put in any effort to take over a room when he walks in, even when he doesn't know anyone since before. You want to be the guy who girls go crazy over and guys love being around, right?! That's right. So keep reading. We're about to get practical.

What do we need to do to become charming then?

Oppa's 5 rules to getting extreme pantie wetting charm

  • It's not about what you say, it's about tonality

  • Smiling and smirking will change your life

  • Learn how to joke around and not take things too seriously

  • Be aware of your character and using it to your advantage

  • Be a value giver

First off. Tonality. You all know about it right? If not, learn about it. I recommend watching at least a few videos so you get the concept of it (and I don't have to write a half-assed post that will get misunderstood):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VDslvC4_5w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwVRYJ9K2Dc

Now that you are aware about tonality and how you should use it, we're moving on to the second step. Smiling and smirking. BUT OPPA THATS NOT ME I DONT LIKE TO SMILE Shut up @_@

Smiling and smirking will change your life. Your mom told you to smile, your teachers told you, girls tell you when you send them a picture, TV tells you, magazines tell you, movies tell you. Look around you. Charming people smile. So why aren't you smiling? You don't have to walk around with a grin on your face 24/7, that's why I've introduced a new concept to the PUA world EXCLUSIVE FOR THE SEDDIT HOMEBOYS: Smirking constantly.

Smirking is the difference between creepy and attractive. Smirking makes anything okay, smirking will make your photos look better (even when you aren't prepared), smirking improves your physical attractiveness, smirking changes everything you say. And if you smirk every hour of the day, people will start getting a certain vibe off of you. It will be like an oven. Girls and guys (PEOPLE) who are near you and interact with you will be happier, more receptive and will want to be with you more. Like I said, the oven. It's like when you were a little child and you stood in front of the oven to warm yourself and just feel that energy. Feels good right?! Yeah, you know those bubbly girls with a lovely personality who are always happy all of the time? You love them right? You love hanging out with them because they bring that good vibe. Or that confident alpha guy you know who always charms people and everything he says is funny as fuck, even though on a logical level it's not funny at all. What do these people have in common? They smirk. So learn to smirk, go practice in a mirror and hold that face until it becomes second nature. Now you can say anything and bring a good vibe to the conversation. Even a "yeah, me too" will feel good coming from you. This is an absolute game changer. PRACTICE IT.

Next up: Learn how to joke around and not take things too seriously

I can't find the video, but there's a really good video where Tyler from RSD talks about when he's out teaching guys how to pick up women. He tells them to dance up to a girl walking down a street doing the gangnam style dance, being really ridiculous and ending it with "OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!!!" when they're in front of her. This is his suggested opener for the night. Now a lot of guys laugh and just fucking do it, they open girls with this silly dance and don't give a fuck. Then there's a few people who are really insecure, they care so much about their little ego and how they are perceived by other people, they REFUSE to do it. Why? Because it's not even funny. So Tyler goes on this rant about what is and what isn't funny (turns out, there is nothing universally funny in and out of itself) and how to just let loose and learn how to laugh at really stupid shit and how this will save your life. And it's true. I used to be one of the guys that thought certain jokes were "below" me and I wouldn't laugh at them, I was very selective in what I actually laughed at. Usually some dumb XKCD comic with "smart humor". I was so above everyone else, right? NOOOOO!!!! @_@

You need to learn how to (and a lot of this will come free with smirking constantly, it puts you in a good and joking mood) laugh at the stupidest jokes and how to tell them yourself. Even if it isn't funny, you realize that it's supposed to be funny. Most of what you laugh at now isn't even funny, you're already doing it. Laughing is actually a human way of giving validation to people we like, and having people laugh at our jokes makes us feel good. If you like someone, you will laugh. That's it. If people like you, they will laugh as well. Especially girls. I'm not saying go all out "HAHAHA, that's some funny shit JOSH!!!". Just smirk, smile more than usual and breathe fast while maintaining eye contact. That's all you have to do for a small joke. You are now the bringer of good vibes and good feelings even if you are the biggest asshole the surface of this planet has seen.

Now that I've taught you all of this, it's time for one last spooky trick I like to use:

Be aware of your character and using it to your advantage

Let's say you've managed to do all of this. You laugh often, you smirk constantly, you're easy going and can talk to anyone with ease. You usually open other people before they have the chance to even open you. You initiate conversations and view every person as a new adventure.

Now, imagine you want to show another side of you. You want to be taken seriously, let's say. You want to show a girl that you REALLY care about this homework or this assignment you have to do, or how you really love going to the gym and you focus all of your energy on it when you're there. It's easy, just realize what you usually do and go against that. There will be a huge difference and people will pick up on it instantly. Your girlfriend walks in on you reading a book, you are sitting at your desk with a reading light on and you turn to her. You aren't smirking. You're fucking dead serious. You look her in the eyes and wait for her to say something. This will make her feel feelings on the inside, it will make her think "oh my god, I love when he gets serious, it's so hot!! he really focuses on the things he cares about!!". Now imagine you try this simple spooky trick when you're usually non-emotional, non-expressive and walk around with neutral body language all of the time and never smile. Your face is always a neutral resting bitch face. You looking up from your book to look at your girlfriend will have no value at all. Instead, if you're this guy, smirking and being open will usually have the same effect. That's why I always tell people to be aware of themselves and how they are perceived and play it to your own advantage. I bet you can come up with 100 more scenarios (feel free to post some in the comments, I would love to read them).

That's it for now. I just wanted to dump this charming knowledge on all of you. If I forgot something I will edit it in below, so you don't have to go through the whole text again.

Being a value giver is already covered in the guide I linked. Use it.

Oppa

EDIT

This is what I mean by smiling and smirking:

The smirk (use 24 hours 7 days a week)

http://kikiandtea.com/wp-content/uploads/ryan-gosling.jpg

http://pixel.nymag.com/content/dam/fashion/daily/2013/03/21/21-ryan-gosling-42-36424009.jpg

http://marieclaire.media.ipcdigital.co.uk/11116/00006aa75/be5e_orh100000w427/ryan-gosling-garticle.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JPuxhQkjlcU/S_S-On-owHI/AAAAAAAAB6k/i4dEUtDrEGA/s1600/Ryan+Gosling+3.jpg

The smile (use to reward people)

http://www.collegenews.com/images/news/ryan_gosling.jpg

http://data.whicdn.com/images/13069891/101887251_rRXUM3nU_c_thumb.jpg