Our version of shit tests?

2012-12-04T04:30:02+00:00

Those are when we say something just to mess with them, a playful tease if you will. I usually say "I like your hair, it reminds me of a birds nest." I say it jokingly and smile afterwards. If she hits me in the arm and messes wit me back its on. Of not ill probably move on to the next one.

2012-12-04T10:55:40+00:00

Everything you ask/say to a girl to see if she meets your standards is a "shit test". The name is somewhat dumb, seeing how it portrays the act as something bad, while really it is something we all do all the time with everyone we meet

kingcal · 2012-12-04T10:37:23+00:00

Well, if all you're doing is looking for a girl to hook up with, you don't really need to shit test her. If you've approached her, than that means physically you find her attractive, and that's pretty much all that matters for a quick hook up. If you're looking for a girl to date long term, just get to know her on Day 2. The only "tests" you need to give her are compliance tests. They can help you gauge her level of attraction to you and let you calibrate yourself to the appropriate level of kino escalation.

For instance, compliance tests can be really small and simple things like "here, hold this", "give me X", "come over here", etc... Often, you can string them into a quick succession. Rather than asking her one big thing, put it into little steps. "Hey, come here. Give me your hand. Give me a turn." Rather than just asking a girl to turn around so you can check her out, you start with smaller, easier to comply with requests.

Once a girl has put herself in a position to follow your lead, it makes the night go very smoothly for you. It implies a high level of attraction, and it won't be strange for you to say "Hey, lets get out of here and go back to my place," once the time comes. You've been ordering her around all night, and she's been going with it. This is why we always suggest bouncing venues during dates. It keeps things from getting stale and boring, but more importantly, it puts you in the driver's seat when it comes to leaving the last bar and going home. You may not necessarily get an F-close, but I know that if I get a girl to move venues, it's as much as a K-close guaranteed.

dumblederp · 2012-12-04T10:29:57+00:00

Friend's quote 'I bet you 20c that I've either fucked you or three other girls by the end of this festival'.

dablac · 2012-12-04T19:18:01+00:00

Qualification.

Ask a question, doesn't matter what it is. "Cats or dogs?"

She doesn't know which answer is 'right' so it creates pressure.

Then when she replies "Cats" (it doesn't matter what she says) you say "Really?" which increases the pressure.

Now when she says "Dogs... wait no cats" (again doesn't matter) she has invested and that creates an emotional impact.

You can't leave it at that though, you then have to release the pressure and reward her for doing what you wanted. "Good, I'm a cat person myself, lets go." or "I'm actually a dog person but I need a cat person to balance me out, lets go." It just has to be positive.

It also trains her to have a positive feeling from doing things for you in the future, which is a little questionable but it works.

Title	Our version of shit tests?
Author	cummingpump
Upvotes	13
Comments	7
Date	December 4, 2012 4:06 AM UTC (13 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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