Hello again Seddit, its always a pleasure to see you.

I recently submitted a Field Report about a girl I worked with, and one of the readers asked me to detail a separate experience with my LTR. It will be long since the day and night were complex. I feel strange posting this personal story but I honestly won't mind reliving it as I write because it was AWESOME.

The Long Term Relationship I am currently, and have been for 5 years in a long term and occasionally long distance relationship with a girl I care for very much. She is gorgeous (thin blonde), fun, quirky, and an HB9 by my scale. That being said, I can't write this FR calling her HB9 so her name is Julie. Due to the occasional distance, our relationship is open and casual, albeit serious.

Julie & I met in Tahoe where we both went to school and both our parents live here. Her mother owns a lovely, expensive, & large house on the North shore and we spend time there often because the mother lives most of the time in Reno (down the mountain). This is relevant because it is where we threw the party that led to sweet victory.

The Day Julie & I swim a lot. This story took place last summer (before Seddit, I'm only a 4 month Redditor) and Tahoe is beautiful in the summer. We like sneaking into a nice apartment complex on the water to jump off their dock and swim. Today, we swim there for several hours and lay in the sun (bitches love swimming and lying in the sun) before a group of girls appear to also swim. If I remember right there were 5 girls; a 6, two 7s, and two 8s (both blonde). They open us because they are friendly, and we chat together while we swim and dive. They are impressed by my and Julie's diving skills, as well as our pleasant demeanor. To make this section of the FR shorter, I will just say that we invited them to a party we were throwing that night at the house and they all accepted (I pride myself as a bit of a salesman). Alright, so some girls are coming to a party... cool. Moving on.

The Night Julie & I prepare for the party and get the house ready. It is completely empty except for 1 bed and 1 large couch since the mother is moving soon. I had recently turned 21 so we obtain lots of alcohol because hey... its a party. Also in attendance at this party are 6 or 7 girls that are mutual acquaintances of Julie's & mine from high school.

I know what you are thinking... 1 guy & 12 girls, too easy. I will admit that I was pleased with the guestlist, moving on.

Everyone arrives at once (IDK how, girls are usually always late). We start by making introductions and friendly chatter while everyone gets a drink. Its like 8pm. At this point Julie is occupied with her old friends from school and I entertain the group of new girls. I take fancy to the two HB8s (shocker right?) so I joke with them and play a social game I like to call reverse DLV.

Reverse DLV The formula is basically to tease myself while throwing subtle compliments at them. It works out at the end as flirting and DHV. Here are a few typical examples;

  • "I hope I can entertain tonight better than I swam today, keeping pretty girls interested is no joke "
  • "I want to stay sharp tonight, after a few drinks a witty girl can really take me for a ride. Be kind to me?"

Anyway, its not rocket science, its just one of my natural flirting mechanisms. HB677 were kept amused because I wasn't ignoring them, I was just sending the reverse DLVs at the HB8s. The HB8s ate it up (smiling and playing with their hair). We soon transition to playing cards after we have all had a drink or two.

Playing Cards I'm ashamed to admit that it was a strange card game called Apples to Apples, but I don't want to hear any shit because I had 12 girls that all wanted to play. It actually makes for nice random topics of conversation and some laughs so I didn't mind. At this point we are all together so Julie notices me flirting with the HB8s but she didn't care and gave me a few long kisses between rounds to make it more obvious that we are a couple. Cool. Anyway we play until we are out of cards and we are all kinda drunk. We decide to go out on the deck and smoke hookah.

Smoking Hookah We sit in a circle, only about 6 of us are out there (me, julie, HB8s, and 2 of the high school friends). We talk for a bit but quickly decide that giving scuba hits to each other sounds like fun. [Note; scuba hits are what I call it when a person takes a drag and then kisses another person and transfers the hit. Like in James Bond.] Okay, so first is Julie giving to me... pretty normal, we do kiss each other all the time. Afterwards the others begin doing it to each other in random orders. The time comes when HB8A gives me a scuba hit, and although it was a pretty innocent one it still turned me on. Next I give one to HB7 (high school friend). This pattern continues until we have all given and taken at least one from each other. I receive an added bonus when conversation turns to the fact that HB7 is a lesbian and has never kissed a guy. Julie says "Felix is a great kisser, you should try it". Its always nice when someone else does your DHV for you. I kiss her for a minute and she seems not particularly into it but a little turned on (she is a lesbian, whatever). We head inside and bring the hookah.

Downstairs We each get another drink and take the hookah to the downstairs couch to continue. All 12 of us are there, so conversation becomes disparate and I allow it to leave my control. HB8A insists on giving me increasingly frequent and sexual scuba hits (in front of everyone). I am okay with this, and Julie appears to be too despite her and several other girls making the comment that it was obvious we were just using the scuba as an excuse to make out. So we are doing this about every 2 minutes, a 1 minute makeout session... cool. Everyone is drunk. Its like 11pm, and a few girls (the unimportant ones) pass out on other floors of the house. Talk turns to the fact that the master bathroom has a large tub and a separate and large steam shower. If any of you ever have the chance to go in a steam shower, do it. It rocks. The other half of this FR is in the comments.