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[–]TheHalfMonty 21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
We've all been there man. My real slim shady wouldn't stand up on my first time either.
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[–]PappaCappa 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Y’all act like you’ve never seen a white woman before.
[–]BesottedOrb 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It happens. Girls are nice and understanding. Don't think about it and carry on.
[–]SupremeFR 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
How did you meet her?
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[–]TheHalfMonty 15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I did not expect that answer but I mad respect it.
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[–]TheHalfMonty 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sure, when I'm dancing I look like a scared deer on a frozen lake.
[–]MrStaminaStrat 6 years ago [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
That's awesome! How'd that play out?
[–]urg01ngdown 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Been there done that. Viagra is a game changer
[–]BoredOverlord3 points 6 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I’m 20, still think it can be useful in an emergency. If you can’t get it up because of alcohol or nerves or something u don’t want to waste the opportunity
[–]urg01ngdown 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly, I meant for the nerves. Has nothing to do with age. You stop using it once you get more comfortable of course.
[–]Melchezedech 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Well done OP. Keep up the good work
[–]smgtn 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
It seems keeping it up is the problem 😆
[–]le_GoogleFit 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ayyy lmao
[–]Melchezedech 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dead mayn. OP don't worry it's happened to the best of us. Just take your time and all that stuff will bottle out
[–]Hubblenobbin1 point 6 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Epic. Happened my first time too brother, she was an 18yo stunner as well which makes it even funnier in retrospect.
Consider ToddV or some other technical stuff instead of Models.
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