What's up seddit, long-time lurker, first time poster, you know the drill. I'm trying to close an HB 8.5 with a bit of an unusual situation: I'm in residential inpatient rehab. (Little incident with benzos and my mom's car... long story...)

Anyway this chick showed up last week, I think she's from Vegas? Totally hot. She said she was smoking heroin and oxys, but she can't have been doing it that long because she's still got a tight little body on her. I've been listening to her stories about what she used to do to score when we're in group sessions together, and between that and the outfits she wears when we get bussed to NA meetings I think it's safe to say that she is DTF. (well, that and the fact that she's got "DTF" tattooed inside her lower lip.)

My problem is, there's a lot of dudes in this place, and their meth/coke habits give them way more street cred than popping a few xanny bars do. You know how ladies love the bad boys...

Anyway, what can I do to convince her that I'm the addict to hook up with here? Any help would be appreciated, because if one of the other guys bags her first she'll probably get kicked out of the facility before I even have a chance to score some sloppy seconds.