Anyone have good stories of ridiculous pickups?

I'm getting bored with my standard routine and am going to try stupid stuff to keep me entertained.

Kind of like Barney from how I met your mother and his "challenges"

Anyways here's some ideas I've got - wear ridiculous Doctor outfit (scrubs lab coat crocs and stethoscope) and pretend to be a neurosurgeon - pretend to be a pro sports player (probably tennis or soccer) (I'm really not that jacked a guy) - walk around and open with "want to be my girlfriend?" Then AAA and be as ridiculous as possible - go around the beach and get a pickup (pun) volleyball game going - find a girl to shop for me and pick out a new clothes - dance with girls on the street - have a girl teach me yoga

Any other dumb ideas that are simple and fun? To help keep it interesting?