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[–]Barncore 14 points15 points16 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol those are all horrible openers. Women laugh at people like this
[–]TangoZulu 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Good God, man. You might want to just edit this article and delete your sexting examples before anyone else reads them.
[–]natetheproducer 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Lmao he took the advice!!
It's ok OP we can't all bat 1.000
[–]Jack__Knife -1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I didn't take anyone's shitty advice ass clown. You just don''t deserve it. I can hit lots of home runs.....
[–]natetheproducer 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Doesn't mean you don't strike out too bud.
[–]Jack__Knife 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Correct. There is no guarantee.
[–]natetheproducer 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Touché
[–]Own_The_World 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL
[–]exophrine 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
50 ways to lose a girl lol
[–]Woujo 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh boy
[–]BounceBros21 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This doesn't work at all, it makes the chances of meeting slim to none. Albeit it may be fun but you still can't fuck through a phone so no point
[–]GlassJ0E 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
At 45 I thought "he can't top this" then boom... 50.
[–]i_forget_my_userids -2 points-1 points0 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He's probably Indian or Arab
[–]MrEscobarr 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This backfired really hard lmao
[+]Jack__Knife -9 points-8 points-7 points 9 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]cisco46 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Let's tease
[–]Blesss 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
so thats what you meant when you were asking "want to eat something delicious tonight?"
in all seriousness man you made some valid points in the opening but it all just fell apart with those examples.
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