Shit tests practice

MrMacDoctor · 2021-05-02T01:33:40+00:00

What even is a shit test? I know it when it happens but, it's hard for me to explain it.

DavidCameronEtonLad · 2021-05-02T02:36:12+00:00

Having pre-planned microwave ready lines is a BS way to navigate actual life since no situation is the same. Context is king from who you're talking to, what you're talking about, why they said it how they said it etc etc. Work on your general social skills, being able to think on the spot, even the "agree and amplify" technique or whatever is way more useful than listening to a webinar or replying to comments.

igracius · 2021-05-02T03:25:52+00:00

You should try omegle because you will have strangers that you'll never see again

candycrack · 2021-05-02T02:40:04+00:00

They're testing you for insecurities. Live with your mom, have a shitty car, youre fat, bald, whatever. Agree and amplify seems to work with most anything

revente · 2021-05-02T06:38:16+00:00

Most guides would probably focus on preplanned answers to most popular shittests.

BUT

The most important advice is to stay chill. She says something that throws you offguard? Take it easy, take few seconds, you are a big man and can withstand the pressure. If you cannot come up with anything clever, you don’t have to answer at all. Ultimately it’s her that said something silly, let it be her problem, not yours.

Elegant-Permission87 · 2021-05-02T02:27:00+00:00

shit tests? what is that

UnusualLight0 · 2021-05-02T04:23:33+00:00

simplest help I can give is to agree & amplify or ignore it just keep going with whatever you were doing.

I'll give you one I failed because why not it happens and unless you get them a lot it can be hard to spot.

In college, I remember I started talking to a girl at the bar. Conversation went well, she was from Dallas, and I even knew the HS she went to because a few famous athletes went to that HS, and she was impressed by that. Our convo was going so well her friends were calling her over and she told them no she wanted to talk to me more. I say something later like "You're from Texas but you don't have that Texas accent?" (which she didn't)

She then says to me something like "Would I be cooler or cuter if I did?" (can't remember which).

STOP HERE, DO NOT READ MY RESPONSE BELOW YET and just take 5 seconds on what a good response would be

WHAT I SHOULD'VE SAID could've went like this: "Yes, so that way it would be easier to remember to you and describe you. I cannot just go to my friends and say I met a cute blonde out, we see plenty of those at this school. The cute blonde with a Texas accent really makes you stand out." Typing it out it may seem dickish, but said with a playful tone probably goes well.

WHAT I SAID was "No, not really, but I thought everybody from Texas had one." She just said "Oh" the first one-word answer in our conversation, connection died soon thereafter, friends called her over again, she left, and said goodbye.

Shame too because the HS she went to is rich as hell. It's Highland Park High, and like everyone there is a big-time lawyer, rich oil family, or banker.

Live and you learn, just know if you ever meet anyone that went to that HS, they are filthy stinking rich.

Title	Shit tests practice
Author	gunterr1685
Upvotes	11
Comments	15
Date	May 2, 2021 12:32 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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