Shit Tests

quinnmcd · 2020-01-12T03:10:25+00:00

This post/comment has been removed because it violates Rule #5: The topic is too broad, has been covered a lot already, or involves the assumption overly limited by race, age, physical limitations/appearance, and/or other inborn external qualities.

Put in some reading & work before asking questions that have been addressed, like: * How do I approach? * How do I get a number? * How do I talk to girls at college? * How/When do I kiss a girl? * Does this really work?

As for the last one, it is an answered question. There have been many posts on physical limitations over the years, including this one. No need to re-ask it.

RacistMuffin · 2020-01-12T02:08:18+00:00

Posted this in another thread, but the shit test in this context is "Are you a playboy or something?":

Shit tests are an indicator that a female wants to fuck you since she sees you as a potential mating partner. Shit tests = congruence test, she sees you as attractive enough to fuck and also able to having a seductive convo, but she's testing your frame and seeing whether or not your inner frame matches with your outer frame.

There are many ways to past it, the easiest ones are just to agree/amplify or disagree/amplify.

1) Agree/amplify: "I should have a sticker on my shirt that says "hugh hefner"

2) Disagree/amplify + pressure flip: "No, i'm actually a complete geek that never goes out. Why are you falling for me again?"

There are more advanced ways of passing these shit tests; such as shit testing the women back. But the main key of shit tests is to dismantle your frame and make you look weaker than it seems. She testing if you can handle pressure by putting you in a vulnerable state.

At most if you are a beginner here's a list of easiest to hardest ways to pasts shit tests:

1)Ignore

2)Agree and amplify / Disagree and amplify (requires wit)

3) Misdirect - Passing the shit test by stirring the topic away and changing it to something else

4) Pressure Flip - Answer her question by questioning her -

"Are you a playboy?"

"Why, are you some horny old guy trying to frame me in his bed room?"

5) Agree and pressure flip / Disagree and pressure flip

There are a couple more, but these are more of what you should focus on.

In the end, these shit tests are good, but don't overthink or it just makes you vulnerable and freeze up. Also, make sure your subcommunication is on point or you passing these shit tests may seem unauthentic and non-seductive. Make sure you maintain eyecontact, tonality, slow speech, etc.

Good luck

grrinchas · 2020-01-12T02:33:25+00:00

The most common is "I have a boyfriend".

With this one I have noticed interesting thing. Some girls don't say "I have a boyfriend" instead their wording is different. E.g. "I don't think my boyfriend would like that". Latter is not a shit test, because she saying that she cares about her boyfriend opinion, while "I have a boyfriend" could potentially be a shit test.

Also pay close attention what type of girl says that. If this is coming from emotional type of girl, which is not comfortable of laying then it is not a shit test. If it comes from physical type of girl then is a big chance it is a shit test.

How to respond to this?

I think if you go through PUA forums, you would find so many of responses that you could fit them in a whole book.

Title	Shit Tests
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Date	January 12, 2020 2:06 AM UTC (6 years ago)
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