It‘s 10 pm rn. A girl I know from before is gonna pick me up with her car to buy weed from me (10$). I haven’t been laid in some time, so I was thinking…

What if I offered her the weed for free if she looked at my dick?

It’s only 10 bucks, I don’t have anything to lose. I don’t like hanging out with her so why not try something crazy, or is this too crazy?