I was out with a few friends the other night. In town just walking around and we have someone yell at us across the street to join their party. We accept the invitation and mingle inside.

Now the party wasn't that big. Not a lot of game to do anything here, it is more of a "crew" party. Everyone knows everyone well. But I try my luck and start talking up with this girl outside. Our conversation lasted just seconds before 3 other guys jump in. O, she is easily; at least, a HB9. She is FINE!!

2 of the guys I knew because they're my friends. But that doesn't do shit. It is a competition from the get go. One is in a relationship but loves the attention. So I let them chime in and try and do there thing. I really didn't do much. I let them run their mouth's for about 5-10 minutes. Then I made my comment.

HB9 has a HUGE smile. I mean a million dollar smile. Its stunning, attention grabbing, and sparkly. So I notice her smile after she lets out a huge laugh. I then make my voice the loudest and say "WOW!". All eyes are on me.

Me: I have to point out, your smile is amazing.

HB8: Um, Thank you?

Me: I mean I'm more impressed then stunned. If we were trapped in a dark cave your smile could guide us out. It's like a small headlight it shines so bright.

I win the crowd and she is semi covering her smile. Not much because, DAMN, it was like a sexy set of eyes. But the response wasn't what I expected.

Se had her eyes on me only. She was barely paying any attention to anyone. I said something and she always responded first. On top of that, she was playing with my chest for sometime. I have man tits btw. I had an Adidas shirt that said HOPS on it. There was nothing special about it. She just kept saying that I should add an E and an arrow pointing up so it reads HOPES UP.

I had more of her attention later because I showed her pictures of my cakes, pastries, baked cannabis goods, and dinner entree's. I like to cook and bake and I KNOW I do it well. My version of painting, sorta.

Nothing much came from it because I found her to be a bit boring. She is what I would call a "gossip girl - fucking loves drama" and I am a more science enthusiast. Fuck if I care that Zooey whatshername is singing in an album. "Do you watch TMZ?" Also I prefer reefer to da booze.

Thoughts?