A mutual friend set up a text exchange between me and this girl I've never met and we've never seen pictures of each other:

Me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awf45u6zrP0

Her: I can't see that. I'm on my phone

Me: Get off that shit. You're missing out.

Her: Can't. gotta go to bed. work tomorrow

Me: Texting right before bedtime...cute.

Her: :l hmph

Me: Well Goodnight, don't forget your night light. Hit me back when you've seen the vid.

Her: I don't know if i dislike you for the way you're talking to me, or if I'm turned on.

Me: Let's find out. Drinks, tomorrow, 7pm , at *****.

Her: deal :)