[A girl I made out with once]

Me: Let's watch movies tonight, ThunderLips.

Her: thunder lips? hmmmmm

Me: Yeah. I was going to go with LightningFace or HurricaneBeak but somehow they just didn't have the same ring to them ya know?

Me: Now are we going to get drunk to The Sandllot or what?

Her: Hahahahahaha ok what time?

Moral: Have fun and go for the joke. Contrary to popular believe cocky-funny CAN work in text.

Any funny texts you guys have been send out lately?