Hey guys, long time reader and I decided to post today. In my room toking, listening to the life of pablo and a girl i used to be housemates with texted me about my whatsapp status. My status was "wata bila bam bam, wata bam bam". Kanye's Sister Nancy sample.

Her: Do you have that song? Her:Your status.

Me: The orginal song by Sister Nancy? Her: Yes, if you have please send Me: Sends song Her: Sorry I missed my stash ( I had offered to smoke with her and she bailed on me). Me: Yeah still there, wana smoke with u though. Her: Please wait for me and we smoke together... Her: I will be out of town but I will be back soon

Me: Aight sure. Me: Where are you off to?

Her: Face masks and running emoji Maternity leave Me: Lmao as long as its not mine,Cool. Her: Country X-Country Z kids would be cute. (We are from diff countries).

Me: Lol yeah i don't think I've met a kid like that yet. Her: We shall make one Her: After you get X's consent (a girl i have been hanging out with) Her: tongue out emoji

Me: Hahaha I'm above legal age so I only need your consent. (She is a law student) Her: Laughing emoji faces

Me: Lol yeah im sure its in your textbooks somewhere. Her: Definitely Her:So now that both parties have consented.

Me: Yes...counsellor, what now? Her: Let the odds decide Me: May the odds be in our favour

Her: Let the games begin Her: Have you seen mocking jay? Me: Ah ah what is it about? (I'm not into hunger games) Her: It's a continuation of hunger games

Me: Cool. Watch it with me sometime.

Decided to leave it there

Any comments?

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