Sometimes when I go out and have a really good night, I have noticed that sometimes women follow me home. Its not really a big problem, as it's only happened (as far as I know) three times, but I don't really like it. The first time it was a crazy ugly chick, the other times were both two chicks together.

Today when I was walking home from yoga class, I was thinking to myself and realized that theres a good chance that one of these days one of these yoga class girls may try the follow trick on me. There are already three girls I regularly see at yoga that I have so far identified as the "follow a dude home" type.

This is what I want to pull off: Next time I notice a girl following me and I'm in the mood for fucking whoever it is behind me, I'm going to divert my path so that I have to walk through an alley. (I live in an area where there are alleys everywhere so this shouldn't be difficult). On my way to the alley, I'm going to make totally sure she has no idea that I know she's following me. When I get half-way across the alley, I'm going to start searching for a place appropriate for an alley-fuck (based on the alleys here, most likely this will be behind a dumpster, which is where hobos shit and shoot up their drugs). Once I've found a place, I'm going to look back. If she's not there, then I continue on. Knowing chicks, she might be hiding herself, so if I'm still feeling it, I might backtrace a little bit to see if I can spot her anywhere. If I can find her (or them), I'll approach them real softly and play the 'are you lost' routine. If they go along with it, I lead them to my spot, offer them a chance to back out, then if they're still there... you guys know the drill. Thats what you get for following a baller-ass player into a dark alley, beotch.

Do you guys think this is a bad idea? I've pulled off capers sort of similar to this in the past, but nothing ever this grimy. Is it a bad idea? As long as I make sure they don't follow me the rest of the way home (which I haven't figured out yet), I'll be OK right? Will doing this likely get me a stalker?