wallpaper

adonisDNA- · 2011-05-03T04:03:24+00:00

its common knowledge that most alpha background you can have is a picture of your erect penis, with flames and lightning photoshopped around it. think about it. bitches will see it and start 'mirin, it shows that you're confident and secure, which chicks dig, and all your male friends will automatically look up to you.

should you be beta by nature and not have a footlong, google mandingo and use a picture you find. seduction is all about the way you present yourself, it doesnt matter if your penis is 3 inches, just act like its the biggest in the world and bitches will think it is.

preferably, you should kino the hell out of chicks as soon as they see your background, to accentuate your alphaness. just place a hand on their shoulder, look into their eyes and smile. hold it there for a good while.

while we're on this topic, we might as well go over the most alpha stickers to put on the back of your screen. without doubt the most alpha is to get some magnums and glue them on there, i've pulled so many chicks this way. field tested, brah, dont listen to chicks if they say it wouldnt work on them.

ThrowawayPUA · 2011-05-03T04:38:34+00:00

There is nothing alpha about your computer and no way to make it alpha.

You want alpha? Bring a fountain pen and a yellow legal tablet to your study group.

chumpta · 2011-05-03T03:30:12+00:00

is this nigga guy serious

MWPua · 2011-05-03T06:10:57+00:00

Here. This should be good for you. Harden the fuck up. http://i.imgur.com/z2L1B.jpg

2011-05-03T18:35:02+00:00

the fuck? thinking too much about shit my man

muppethead · 2011-05-03T04:20:01+00:00

Whatever, I'll entertain your question. Fuck the nature/generic bullshit. You're right, that's beta status. Choose something that displays your interests. For example, I'm really into the auto industry. I was studying with this girl I've been hanging out with on Saturday and I can almost guarantee you she was impressed with my wallpaper

djduni · 2011-05-03T04:32:54+00:00

All about your personal interests. Girls are interested in a guy that is interesting. Go do shit outside, learn a badass skill, take dancing lessons, take yoga (cuz theres bitches e'rywhereeee) And uhh...use this as your wallpaper-http://justinbonnet.deviantart.com/art/Vermillion-Tongued-Siren-185583533

maxormis · 2011-05-03T07:12:50+00:00

That's for you son: http://i.imgur.com/sPo35.jpg

I can see your point though, that you'd like these girl to open you because of your intriguing wallpaper. I would say choose s.th. funny, inspirational then that's kind of an inside joke so people have to ask. The harden up wallpaper might not be to bad for this.

But generally: pick a wallpaper you actually like. everything else is beta.

Title	wallpaper
Author	throwaway197
Upvotes	0
Comments	12
Date	May 3, 2011 3:21 AM UTC (15 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/h2u7c/wallpaper/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/seduction/wallpaper.1317954 https://theredarchive.com/post/1317954

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