we all know the cliche openers:who lies more? what should i name my 3 leg dog? blah, blah, blah.

i usually don't use hypothetical openers, but i do enjoy dropping them in the middle of conversation when it stalls. unfortunately for most people, we're aware of the tv show jersey shore. i like to turn that negative into a positive. my favorite hypothetical question right now is: "you watch jersey shore, right? (blah, blah, blah). but would you have sex with mike "the situation?"

where you're taking this is: he looks like such a douchebag. do girls find that kind of personality attractive? so on and so forth.

so.. seddit, what are your best situational questions?