Like I be searchin on dating apps like hinge n shi' ykno gotta feed the good ol lil wiggly worm when I decided to expand my horizons lads. I included the they them species.

So I started inspecting these girls? or blokes? blokettes? dudettes? and it gradually dawned on me that I am looking at the dollar store equivalent of lesbian billy idols with a mullet. Like the aesthetic is a straight glow DOWN my g.

Now I'm rly tryna get behind these people (literally) but a few things popped out to me. A lot of these profiles mention odd ritual witch craft, testicular munching, non-monogamy and orgys, bone collection, blood play and other fetish shi. Like tf is up wid that species of people? Like they lookin like my unc in his 30s with a mullet. Worse the girls you KNOW would be baddies if they were normal look like they straight outta orange is the new black and bout to call you cupcake. Idek if its worth it at this point. My mama said never stick it into crazy no matter how bad they are. Like do I have to pull out the good old dennis method for the actual certified they them baddies? how does one communicate with such an exotic sub species of human?

thanks lads