"You are like my ex" ?

smoothmax · 2020-03-26T01:27:59+00:00

Ok I'm gonna try to spit out a few more responses just for practice.

"Too bad! Why did we break up?"

"Yeah and I want you to know I reeeallly miss you."

"Yeah? That's weird cos you remind me of my kindergarten teacher."

"I know, I know ... is it too soon?"

"Yeah, hey I want my hoodie back."

"Sorry ... it wasn't you, it's me"

"Mmmmm make up sex!" (high five her)

"I'll bet your Mom still misses me too"

"What do you miss about him the most?" Lean forward and whisper in her ear really softly, "Is it that thing he did with his tongue?"

"You do look familiar ... was it a long relationship or just a little fling?"

"What did you do to piss him off?"

"Guess he couldn't handle you!"

smoothmax · 2020-03-26T00:36:47+00:00

"Which ex? The football player? Or the rock star?"

Sid_Insidious · 2020-03-26T17:06:16+00:00

There is only one correct answer to that shit test.

"I am nothing like your ex. I am nothing like you've ever met before."

ProofCry7 · 2020-03-25T20:20:54+00:00

massive IOI

excentrik-art · 2020-03-25T21:52:08+00:00

Even better, it is shit test. Have some easy to remember lines ready for some shit test to pass them

Iluvadamsandler420 · 2020-03-26T01:59:55+00:00

Biggest turn off when guys say this, that’s all I need to hear before peacing tf out!!!

Title	"You are like my ex" ?
Author	ApostleOfBabylon
Upvotes	1
Comments	14
Date	March 25, 2020 8:09 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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