Help with this shit test.

skylineboulevard · 2014-10-28T07:55:36+00:00

You totally lost your frame, she steers every part of the conversation and even tells you what to do.. then you do the riddle thing and she doesnt go along and you still invite her out? I'm not an expert and open to suggestions aswell but i would next her.

henry_k · 2014-10-28T09:24:02+00:00

Her: Ahha you're funny and so charming please continue

She shows disinterest here but you continue to play along following her frame. Maybe respond with something like

Nah, the next one is not for free. Now its your turn to be funny

tombreck2 · 2014-10-28T13:39:50+00:00

You asked for her number before she was hooked. Thus you lost the fish

ifajig1 · 2014-10-28T09:28:01+00:00

Holy fuck, reeks of of beta. I cringed at multiple lines in here. Work on your inner game because your outer game is complete shit. Don't be lazy. You can do it but seriously, just completely rework your game.

PhuckYourFeelings · 2014-10-28T08:40:47+00:00

"I wasn't planning on taking you out tonight either"

Glurpies · 2014-10-29T05:31:15+00:00

She doesn't know she's an 8. Stop acting like she is. She's a person. Maybe she's never been kissed! Maybe her mom always told her she was ugly. You have no idea how this girl feels about herself. Stop putting her on a pedestal.
You want to make her panties wet, not be her friend. You make her wet by making her want to fuck you. You make her want to fuck you by convincing her you're better than her. Woman only want to fuck men who they believe are better than them. So make her qualify herself.
Follow the ABC's. Always Be Closing. Your goal is either a date or a number. Pick and get to work.

Try an opener like, "I'm only looking for girls into casual sex and hardcore snuggling" or, "I'm not just some piece of meat who cuddles with anyone. How do I know I'm not just another spoon to you?", or even, "how fast can you run a mile? I don't make friends with people who wouldn't survive a zombie attack."

These aren't pro openers, I've seen better, but they get the job done. We aren't talking about zombies or cuddling, we're talking about fucking and they know it and I know it. I'm making them qualify themselves, "Why should someone as cool as me fuck you?" and I'm making it fun.

From there I say one or two more things, I ".." if I don't like one of their answers, then I get a #. Use the # to take them to a bar on a non-weekend night. Something like, "Two attractive people should grab drinks together. Wednesday night sounds good."

Jessie_James · 2014-10-28T15:29:38+00:00

You're trying to impress her, and that failed. Next time, make HER impress YOU. After all, you are the prize, right?

Build rapport first, a connection! Don't just throw lame jokes/lines at her. Once you feel a connection, then ask her for her number.

reiditer · 2014-10-29T00:15:56+00:00

/r/cringepics

Goldfulgore · 2014-10-29T08:30:48+00:00

WTF is (* _* )??? more like 8======D

What are you an 8 year old trying to fuck an 8?

dude grow up, stop trying to be funny cause then this:

Ahha you're funny and so charming please continue

happens

As many pointed out, you lost your frame when she didn't play you stupid riddle and moreover

I guess we'll have to rendezvous, the old fashioned way, like parisian lovers.

is shitty as well

you "guess"??? "parisian lovers"???

Stop trying to be charming and witty

Title	Help with this shit test.
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Upvotes	4
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Date	October 28, 2014 7:24 AM UTC (11 years ago)
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