Rusty text game, writers block

PlebDestroyer · 2014-11-14T01:49:03+00:00

I thought texting was only for logistics.

jacks_not_surprised · 2014-11-11T14:29:02+00:00

Where were you with the dentist thing?

Precocious_Kid · 2014-11-11T21:19:29+00:00

"Do you have any qualifications?"

"Well, I've done quite well on all of my oral exams."

oldredder · 2014-11-16T07:19:50+00:00

text game is LOGISTICS. Texting is LOGISTICS. All escalation is IN-PERSON.

You don't get writer's block - writing too much is the mistake, too little is not.

tombreck2 · 2014-11-11T16:19:36+00:00

Invite her over to 'hang out'. Texting should be for logistics, let her beta orbiters text her jokes and random shit.

asd1100 · 2014-11-11T21:52:15+00:00

I have all the right qualifications...if you know what I mean!

Note, teeth are weird, don't be weird. Would you like if a stranger would talk about your teeth?

redcamo · 2014-11-14T03:32:25+00:00

OP do you remember playing "the floor is lava" when you were a child?

Well, for text game its "giving her compliments is lava." Don't touch that shit. Ever.

I know how easy it is to think "oh this will be a harmless, goofy remark to send and I'm sure she'll appreciate the compliment." Nah. They don't appreciate the compliment. They don't actually want you to put them on the pedestal like all the other faggots they have blowing up their phone. Notice how her reaction was borderline hostile. So knock that shit off.

On the flip side, negging is pretty ineffective via text as well. Most girls are extremely insecure and without a playful vibe attached to your communication, one misplaced neg will send her hamster into legit defense mode (aka "this guy can fuck off, I'm perfect" mode).

Fuck all of that. The reality of texting is that its concentrated time-hoeing, simple as that. The best text game is NO text game. Never text first. 3 or 4 words per message max. Take hours to reply. Maybe she gets some validation thrown her way in exchange for some really good nudes, but other than that a high SMV guy's time is worth too much for that nonsense.

nevertrustanorc · 2015-03-13T00:45:05+00:00

The first issue here is that you're trying to bang a "high school girl" who is "a few years younger than me." What the hell is wrong with you? Ever hear of statutory rape i.e. when her dad finds out that some 25-year-old wanna-be dentist (where were you going with that, anyway?) is trying to bang his 15-year-old princess?

The second issue is that no Orc would ever say, "You have lovely teeth." Next time you're trying to think of something witty, just ask yourself: WWAOS? (What Would An Orc Say?)

You're welcome!!!

PlastikBeam · 2022-06-15T17:15:21+00:00

So u wanted to drill her mouth or wat??

Title	Rusty text game, writers block
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Upvotes	7
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Date	November 11, 2014 1:57 PM UTC (11 years ago)
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