1. Grannypill: Your grandmother has a higher SMV than you.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AllPillDebate/s/nuURBZB2If

2. Heightpill: Ugly tall men can slay and command respect through their physical presence. Nobody with a functioning brain would ever tell a jacked 6'5 dude "you're ugly" to his face. Unless you're also a jacked 6'5 dude.

3. Facepill: Handsome manlets can slay but will never command respect. Height will always be brought up because it's socially acceptable to insult a man for his height. Tall normies will roast you and dare you to fight back, because they know that manletism is a disadvantage in physical altercations.

4. Dickpill: The final boss. The last checkpoint. Only matters if you can get her into bed in the first place though.

0. & 5. Racepill: Alpha and omega, the beginning and the end. Racepill is simultaneously the most and least important pill. Why? Race affects height, face, and dick, so it is the most important pill. However, if you are significantly above average for your race, it becomes the least important pill. A 5'7 balding white chinlet will not outslay a 6'3 handsome ethnic.