Grannyfish

SerpentCypher · 2023-10-14T17:57:28+00:00

Thirsty dudes and simps will be the downfall of western civilisation.

MiddleZealousideal89 · 2023-10-14T18:04:45+00:00

TIL that many guys are open to banging any woman with a pulse that is willing.

Wait, no, I've known this for years.

Financial_Leave4411 · 2023-10-14T18:30:13+00:00

I’m not shocked. Men will have sex with a corpse or even a goat so why is men having sex with an elderly or overweight woman a surprise? I would be a lot more impressed with a man that turns down sex. Men in control of their sex drive are much sexier and interesting.

TotalTravesty · 2023-10-14T18:25:00+00:00

A 69-year-old 300-pound woman name Bertha? Reeeeeeeeeeeal stealthy.

Forget Chad and hypergamy. Trolls trolling trolls is what’s ruining dating apps.

januaryphilosopher · 2023-10-14T19:45:10+00:00

And this is revealing how many men are catfishing on tinder or simply not looking at all. And then would get annoyed to actually meet Bertha.

tonyghow · 2023-10-14T19:10:09+00:00

Sounds about right.

And for math nerds, as the woman’s age and weight approaches 18/120, the number of matches and hookup offers goes to infinity.

jaybalvinman · 2023-10-14T19:22:24+00:00

Yeah I highly doubt this happened. Once I did a social experiment and created an account with a stock photo of an average ugly woman on Plenty of Fish. I got 2 messages and maybe 5 likes.

What photo did you use?

And there is no possible way after a week on Hinge you got almost 400 likes. My cute self got way less. Like 50 likes.

Jazzlike_Worth_9908 · 2023-10-14T18:00:19+00:00

Go easy with the lieing pls

Cat_lover_492 · 2023-10-14T18:26:20+00:00

This is why I'm transitioning to female. I can't hack being male anymore

Pola_Lita · 2023-10-15T03:19:00+00:00

I doubt that any of the respondents took your profile seriously.

Glittering_File_6990 · 2023-10-15T04:14:19+00:00

So what happened to "the wall?"

PreferenceSimilar237 · 2023-10-15T07:32:36+00:00

"Keepcopingbuddy" is clearly an incel teenage nerd. I can't believe so many people bought this bs.

Keeenw · 2023-10-15T07:52:00+00:00

You are probably trolling but the redpill is that the real results wouldn't be that different from what you are pretending; it would just be less exaggerated.

But a granny would still get more matches; first messages and sex offers than a (below) average young male on tinder.

MxMaster9907 · 2023-10-14T18:31:28+00:00

Let’s say this is real, and let’s say most of this matches are real people and not bots, scammers or gold digging men. What’s wrong with this? There’s nothing wrong with consenting adults dating and/or hooking up.

-Shes-A-Carnival · 2023-10-14T21:32:27+00:00

"hook up offers" wow whoop de doo

Lookingforlove1997 · 2023-10-14T18:10:34+00:00

Can you attach pics of the profile?

Icy_Ordinary2025 · 2023-10-14T17:57:50+00:00

Neat. Bots be botting. Algorithms be rhythming.

I really don't understand the point here.

Barneysparky · 2023-10-14T19:04:09+00:00

How many people live in the area Tinder reaches?

You need to give that information.

You also failed to mention anything about her matches.

DreaminInChocolate · 2023-10-14T21:19:46+00:00

I want to know why you messaged these guys seeing if you could hook up with them. That's weird.

Hoopy223 · 2023-10-14T23:15:08+00:00

Lmao

Awhile ago I made a profile with “Average Woman” pics which I found via googling (was from an article written by a woman about being average). If I had to guess I’d say she was maybe 5’5 and a little heavy.

I think the number was 115 messages after a couple weeks and the guys were mostly decent looking with nice profiles. Messages weren’t obscene plenty were boring though. “hi” etc.

So yeah…sausage fest.

MacaronFinancial · 2023-10-14T23:56:13+00:00

If obese grannies have leverage in the dating market, how are we supposed to believe that women in their 20's only get lewd offers of anal sex or whatever it is that women hate?

Men are not handicapped for the most part. Even if the man only wants sex the exchange has to be pleasurable to the woman so the man has to entertain her whims to get whatever he wants and the man is acting as the buyer. Women can decide what currency they will accept.

Yet we are supposed to believe that men's writing on dating apps consists of shouting "PUSSY! SUCK MUH DICK!" over and over again as if men find going straight for the kill an entertaining and productive chore that in no way cuts into their limited time on earth.

TheAvocadoSlayer · 2023-10-15T00:27:50+00:00

No wonder ogres have self inflated egos. They are getting tons of matches!

EmbarrassedClient283 · 2023-10-14T20:49:19+00:00

Holly shit western countries are totally fucked, thank god I am in SEA

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2023-10-14T19:48:57+00:00

Oooo I wanna collect a Bertha token too.

TeddyMGTOW · 2023-10-14T21:17:52+00:00

Fleshlight!

Blues1864 · 2023-10-14T23:17:52+00:00

stlmick · 2023-10-14T23:53:36+00:00

I mean, that's gross, but how do those stats of college age men being willing to fuck grandma's have anything to do with my (40m) chances of finding a healthy monogamous relationship? The fact that any woman that I'm willing to date can find an NSA hookup if she wants? That's always been the case. If I'm not worth not banging random dudes, then I don't want it anyways.

krevdditn · 2023-10-15T00:46:20+00:00

I don’t think you’ve ever seen a guy use tinder before… left swiped does not exist for men on tinder

It’s called casting a very large net with the hopes of trying to pull as many matches as possible, I think the rejection rate for men is something like 95%.

And they are not individually looking at each and every profile, they’re swiping +1000 times, they’re lucky if they get +10 matches, they’ll then starting chatting, critiquing and deciding and in the process will lose a couple more and then they will dwindle those choices down even further and try to go on multiple different dates at once.

meteorness123 · 2023-10-15T01:16:09+00:00

Irrelevant. Many men mass-swipe and none of them will meet up.

Spiritual-Agent7641 · 2023-10-15T02:00:29+00:00

Ok but what photos did you use? If you used photos that reflect those stats I'd be amazed.

Sillysheila · 2023-10-15T02:35:26+00:00

Is this really that shocking?

In nature one sex generally wants to have sex with anything; for example there are pictures of male moose trying to have sex with mail boxes.

Then one sex is more selective, in order to keep a good balance and choose the traits for the next generation.

I don’t understand why this continuously blows people’s minds.

sooperflooede · 2023-10-15T03:51:25+00:00

Bullshit. You talked to over 500 people in 1 week? Hinge doesn’t even let you send more than 6 likes in a day. Show us the screenshots for the profile and some of the conversations.

ThisTimeForRealYo · 2023-10-15T14:48:56+00:00

Where’s the proof? How do you hope to convince anyone without showing actual proof?

BatemaninAccounting · 2023-10-15T17:07:06+00:00

Post chat messages this sounds ridiculous.

Title	Grannyfish
Author	KeepCopingBuddy
Upvotes	37
Comments	133
Date	October 14, 2023 5:49 PM UTC (2 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PurplePillDebate
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