Funny, lots of hot bitches in it obviously. Trap music plays from start to finish which is a bit much. Very over the top. Whatever.

I want to note some predictable patterns regarding roles, sex and race I'm seeing in blue pill media. It doesn't even piss me off anymore. But it's interesting to observe.

SPOILERS

All male characters except mitch( played by the rock) are idiots, evil, servile to women, or some combination of the three. One guy is a schlubby white low testoterone hyper beta who is humiliated to a looney toons degree every scene he's in. Zac efron plays a hot arrogant moron who must be humbled by the rock and the empowered women of Baywatch

ALL female characters are smart, dedicated, beautiful, no character flaws. The girl Zac flirts with rejects him coldly and cuntily, which looks ridiculous because his smv dwarfs hers and it would never happen in the real world. Conversely, the friendly beautiful blonde is somehow attracted to the bumbling awkward beta guy. It's like they completely invert actual sexual dynamics just to troll people in this movie. Nice guy finishes first.

The skinny 'woman of color' back hands a 200 pound gaurd and knocks him out cold.

Multiple 'glass ceiling' 'lean' in talking points from the hot, in-control female villain because chavanist men won't take her seriously.

Zac' s character is given a position that the 'woman of color' totally deserved and then gets stink eye from everyone because of his white male privilege.

Just to recap, 3 white guys. 2 are morons, 1 is evil. Only consistently awesome male is the rock who's mixed. I'm noticing this alot. 3 black guys. 1 hapless insecure cop. 1 tech guy who gets murdered. One thug henchman

3 flawless women. 1 evil but still hot, mastermind woman

I still enjoyed watching the girls bounce around on the beach and some humorously over done action rescue scenes. Plus David hasslehoff. I like jotting my redpilled assessments of the movies I've been watching. I'll keep posting these unless they get downvoted to hell