I don't even have an explanation as to why I thought seeing this was a good idea. I just like going to movies. Even when they are horrendous, I get a good red pill review to share with you guys. So here goes

We start with a race of elegant, innocent, peaceful, pale blue people who do nothing but dance and collect pearls on their majestic beach planet. everything is rendered in cgi that looks like it's from 2009. A clear stand-in for [insert oppressed group that dindu nuffin]. The males are all very effeminate looking and have obviously female voices so it's essentially all female race. Their homes look exactly like vaginas, not exaggerating at all I couldn't believe how their houses looked. One day their blissful lives are rocked by an intergalactic war being waged by fucking-white-males. Seriously. Infinite different alien species exist in the movie but the primary beings who are evil are not just humans but specifically white men. Evil trump stand-in orders wmd launch. Merciful Black subordinate warns of intelligent life on the beach planet. Trump clone doesn't care. Too busy being a fucking-white-male. Wmds deploy. Explosions, ships fall on planet. A few dindus survive in wreckage but the planet is obliterated. 6 million dindus die. Specific number mentioned (I can't stand antisemites but God what a stupid allegory). Later, trump clone murders merciful black subordinate to cover his tracks

Skip to heroes. Impossibly bad dialogue establishes male lead as a hot shot player who's afraid of commitment. He flirts with female lead and work mate who is a strong female character. She lectures him about being cocky and irresponsible. She's never wrong. Smarter than everyone. Beats up grown men while being petite. The whole 9. Male lead inexplicably turns extra strength blue pill and asks female lead to marry him. He begs thru the entire movie. She denies him and shames him the whole movie. Played for laughs. Not a single funny moment in the film.

Main setting is a giant multicultural intergalactic space station where thousands of creatures pool knowledge and culture together. Some how no wars or major culture clashes ever. However, dindus survived and are hiding in the space station. Trump clone is attempting to wipe them out and cover over his accidental genocide by convincing everyone that they are an evil unknown threat. Trump clone parrots vaguely trump like rhetoric about humans and humans first, economic concerns, etc, before devolving into a tirade and becoming a one dimensional selfish moron. It's so pathetic and transparent that you can't even hate this non character. It's nothing but clumsy anti trump virtue signaling. That was the whole point of the movie. Anyway, his plan fails. At one point, trump clone is captured and for no discernable plot related reason, female lead gets on top of him and punches him in the face over and over for like a minute. Extremely wierd and put of place. I guess it was meant to be cathartic for the audience. I digress. Dindus are saved, some sacred whatever restores their beach planet, male proposes to female again. She rejects him but then they kiss anyway after record breaking bad dialogue. Roll credits. Drink bleach

There was more. A lot more but I'm already forgetting as I type. Maybe it's an involuntary brain function to flush garbage like this from memory. I don't understand how this makes it to theatres. No one asked for this. Even, EVEN rabid sjws don't enjoy this shit. who is this for???