Or was it just a weird night?

Decided to get out of the house for the first time in a few months by going to my favorite beach bar and enjoying a few frosty beverages over the weekend. Went out with no expectations other than the beer being cold.

This was my first time going out after immersing myself in MGTOW and realizing I’ve been leaning towards this philosophy for years without even knowing it was a thing.

On the rare occasion that I went out in the past, I would intentionally get buzzed and start talking to women in hopes of making a connection. I realize now it never worked because I just came off as a thirsty beta who would always manage to bring up his soppy divorce story. Haha. (subconsciously protecting myself I guess).

Anyway back to this weekend: I chose a seat front and center at the bar. It was a bit more crowded than usual as it was a holiday weekend here. The place was buzzing and the music got louder as the night went on.

Encounter#1: A group of girls and guys are drinking across the bar, every once and a while a few of the girls look over. I think nothing of it and keep drinking. A few minutes later one of the women squeeze up to the bar right next to me and asks for her tab. A column at the corner of the bar is hiding her from her group. While she waits the entire bar is singing Bohemian Rhapsody and she elbows me to join in so I give a half hearted “scaramouche, scaramouche” and go back to my drinking. She then tells me I look familiar and she feels like she’s met me before. I say nope and ask her where she works. She’s a nurse. Nope don’t go to that doctor. She starts talking about something else and because it’s so loud we’re like literally nose to nose and looking each other right in the eyes. Suddenly the white knight next to me asks her how (insert random guy’s name here) is doing. She looks over my shoulder to see who’s talking to her and answers that he’s alright, just had a bit too much to drink. She leans back in to talk to me again looking a little disappointed and mentions that it’s her husband who’s drunk. I almost spit my drink in her face from laughing as I realize what she was up to. She continued that if I ever needed medical treatment her office was really good and I should use them. I’m dying inside lol. Here’s where I had a choice. I have no doubt in my mind I could have invited her down on the beach to make out while her husband was black out drunk. But fuck that! I shook her hand and said thanks for the doctor recommendation, see ya! And continued drinking.

Encounter #2: place is really rocking now everyone’s still singing along to the tunes, married lady is still over there flirting with other men while her husband is barely standing. Up from behind a landwhale taps me on the back and asks me to get her some water. I ask her why she can’t get it herself. She says she’s too fat to get to the bar. I look her up and down and think “A+ for honesty.” I try to get the bartenders attention but no luck. Tell her she’s on her own. She then squeezes in sideways to get to the bar which puts her tits and belly all over my right side. Fuck. But I’m not about to slide my stool over to make space. She can’t get the bartenders attention so asks the white knights next to her to get her some water to which they eagerly respond. They pass her a bottle of water and she now starts to take some dollar bills out of her purse. I tell her that the water is free but she insists that she’s going to pay. One of the dollar bills falls in my lap and onto the floor between me and the bar. She somehow manages to retrieve it and on her way back up decides to rub the dollar up my leg and across my dick, stripper style lol. She throws it on the bar and then leans in to kiss me on the lips and tries to slip me some tongue. Once again, I have a choice to make. Do I fee like going porking tonight or do I want to let her know she just fucking sexually assaulted me? I’m pretty buzzed at this point but not interested in parting all those rolls. So I very casually (none threateningly) asked her if she realized that she just assaulted me to which she responded that she has many lawyer friends and no one would ever believe me. I pointed out that that was okay because the security camera above us would tell a different story lol. Bitch then said, oh fuck off and proceeded to plant another round of kisses on my lips until I shoved her off. Reverse those roles and I would be going to jail. All I could do was laugh.

Encounter #3: getting late I know not to even acknowledge any of these drunk bitches anymore. 7/10 comes up to the bar next to me to order drinks and I’m doing my thing paying her no mind. She grabs my phone, puts it in selfie mode and wants to take pics of us. Again I’m fucking dying of laughter inside - this is just a crazy night. Pretty sure this is just a shit test to see if I care if there a pics of me and a chick on my phone. DGAF. Take all you want. Realize I’m getting pretty drunk and it’s time to get a cab so I grab my phone and say it’s time for me to go. Didn’t even have a conversation with her.

All this to say, this shit never happened when I went out chatting up girls or asking them to dance or buying drinks. I just fucking sat there and ignored everyone and was downright mean to them. Sure, they were all low rate hoes (3/10 to 7/10) but never have I had them initiating like that. I was totally entertained and oh so happy to wake up the next day without any fear of an angry husband hunting me down for fucking his wife on the beach, no fear of stds, assault allegations, or pregnancies, and no throwing up from the smell of the sweat between the rolls of fat on the landwhale. Hahahaha

Ps. Anyone who thinks I’m bragging that these girls were coming on to me can think again. I am completely shocked and downright entertained. I’m not a bad looking guy but there were many younger, taller, way better lookin guys than me there. They were all busy with there PUA moves and blowing all their cash on rounds of drinks for the ladies while I just fucking sat there and thumbed through r/MGTOW on my phone 😂

And no, I’m not going to find a new favorite bar or sit in the corner. The ocean view is just too nice here.

TL;DR: It’s hard to go your own way at a happening bar because some bitches seem to like the quiet confident ones that aren’t sniffing around their asses like a thirsty puppy.