Programming Humor For The Coders

BadSeed2666 · 2018-03-25T18:56:58+00:00

Hehehe. Good one.

raident30 · 2018-03-25T23:50:28+00:00

the future is OOP!!

mohnjack · 2018-03-25T23:06:57+00:00

Love it brother, it makes 100% sense for us IT scientists. Unlike most female logic out there.

AirplaneNote · 2018-03-26T00:54:03+00:00

And here I thought the future was robots and the matrix

MrRodje · 2018-03-26T02:04:10+00:00

"the future is female" is the biggest bullshit I've seen, it's pretty much like saying "are you guys ready to the end of the fucking world?"

TheJCR · 2018-03-26T06:25:35+00:00

The future is Brainfuck.

nigelh · 2018-03-26T08:47:02+00:00

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stringedbeams · 2018-03-26T03:16:50+00:00

the future is females, subordinate to males

nigelh · 2018-03-26T08:51:16+00:00

The days when the programmer was a king are long over. I'm retired now but in my day I have been given the wiring diagrams to an analogue 747 autopilot, the code from the previous time we did a similar model and was left to build the simulator version. Nobody would trust a modern OOP programmer with that today.

A lot of it is the system bending to accommodate the girls by breaking it down into smaller 'friendlier' units so a diverse team can do one man's job. The idea that you understand the problem, design the solution and hold the whole design in your head as you work on it has gone. Every ten line module needs a unit test because it is probably coded with a typo in it that nobody noticed.

An example. Yesterday I was asked for a file importer/translator. The spec was a bit wobbly. I wrote a prototype that used a library regexp match to deconstruct the lines in the file and assemble the relevant pieces into named array elements, sort the array using keys built live then write it out using names. It was a bit of an all-nighter but it is working for its living today. Did I say I was retired? I'm supposed to be retired but as part owner of the company I still have a vested interest in keeping things running. The regular expressions are all in the configuration file so I can configure it by email. I also write assemble microcode.

TheJCR · 2018-03-26T14:08:30+00:00

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Title	Programming Humor For The Coders
Author	TheJCR
Upvotes	130
Comments	40
Date	March 25, 2018 4:04 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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