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[–]alligator_rails179 points180 points181 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
My senior year of college, I met a random girl and we arranged to meet at a restaurant/brewery downtown to eat for our first date. Amateur move, I know. This chick orders an appetizer, drink special, expensive entree, dessert, the whole nine yards. The entire time, she's talking about her ex. I told her at the end, I thought she should try working things out with him, then asked for separate checks. I'd intentionally avoided "trying a bite of" the app and her dessert. The next 5 minutes of her losing her shit, realizing she didn't have enough in her account to cover her meal while I paid my tab and left her there alone were priceless.
[–]far_from_ohk55 points56 points57 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ha!
The nerve on her.
[–]Lanaisha48 points49 points50 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fucking brilliant. I haven't had the misfortune of going on a date with someone this clueless but if I ever do I'm taking ques from you.
[–]SupremeGentleman9220 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Boss move right there 👍
[–]Spetsnaz_GRU8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
DESTRUCTION 100
[–]Iceburg89893 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She went the whole nine yards because she thought you were paying her to listen to boring problems. I would have like to see her face with HER bill ha.
[–]KarbonKrankin3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I almost wanna start baiting dumb whores into doing this.
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[–]Nostradomas[S] 73 points74 points75 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But what an opportunity to pull the check move. U should go. Could be fun. Just cover your ass breh.
[–]Parrotman0159 points60 points61 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Please make an official post telling us the details when it happens. :)
[–][deleted] 23 points24 points25 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This.
[–]ForeverFun21 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
“I’ll venmo you.”
[–]KyleAlex6152 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
What even is this venmo thing? It just seems like all girls have this thing. What is it for?
[–]deep_in_my_mind4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I use Venmo to transfer money to friends or get money from them whenever I pay for them
[–]KyleAlex6152 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I see so it’s like PayPal
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[–]KyleAlex6150 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m not in america
[–]mansamusada223 points24 points25 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Let us now how it went, ive actually done this, but only because she was talkin about other guys. She didnt get angry or nuttin
[–]Necrolet4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dew it! -Palpatine
[–]BullTopia91 points92 points93 points 7 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
I've had two women actually hand me money to pay for their meal, but they were 40+.
[–]wwstewart56 points57 points58 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Once they hit 40 they get a bit wiser to how things work in their favor. So they play along nicely.
[–]autoeroticassfxation44 points45 points46 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
The power has shifted when they are 40, they hit the wall, that is all.
[–]NathanHollister14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You misspelled 30
[–]FanofLemmy13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You missspelled 25
[–]tchower11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
That’s why we can’t always say AWALT I think, because once woman have fully hit the wall, they change their ways a bit and her pussy power has diminished, but then again, we also should never underestimate the simp loser and the cuck who might convince her she is still young and hot.
[–]NathanHollister1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I really don't think old bitches are taken seriously by #metoo. Feminism generally doesn't care about them, as much as they may care about it. And the judge won't favor her as much if she's old and wrinkly.
[–]oliver_211 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No no AWALT. The next time you go on a date send this shit test. Ask what was your responsibility and how did you take accountability in X.
Then sit back and watch their reaction and response.
This is especially true for the 40+ women.
AWALT
[–]MrToastedPyjamas0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Too true
[–]var_root_admin1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This 40+ year old milf who my friend and I were fucking back at uni used to do this. Basically, she would take us everywhere and pay for everything but when it was time to pay she would give my friend or me the money because there's still such a social stigma about a women paying for her own fucking meal.
[–]Nostradomas[S] 60 points61 points62 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sorry if repost. Found it funny. Saw in someones imgur
[–]krazye879 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Its been around for years, don't worry. Old but gold.
[–]EvilGuy56 points57 points58 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I've done something like this before on bad dates.
Went to the bathroom.. tracked down my waiter, paid my check and left.
If I buy someone a meal its a gift, not an entitlement.
[–]Spetsnaz_GRU5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hahah username checked
[–]EvilGuy6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah evil would be just leaving her with the check. Or throwing a huge embarrassing scene at the table. I discreetly leave instead.
[–]ChiTownBob19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pikachu face!
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[–]jackalhead10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're not missing out.
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'll catch you up :
- She'll order apps, expensive drinks
- Talk about her ex or will spend all the time on her phone answering texts from her orbiters
- Expect hollow conversations with monosyllabic replies to everything
- Nothing afterwards
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's pathetic. You're dating women who were raised by social media and you compete for her extremely short attention span by a phone that keeps giving her endorphin doses
[–]jkarovskaya11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Instant no with those dark red claws
[–]anonymaccount66614 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This is somewhat unfortunate that most memes now are about futile things such as a 30$ meals. You young boys should remember what created this sub in the beginning. Divorce laws that lead to alimony, loses of your house, of your kids, of your dignity, and your sanity... That may be as high as 300 000$ in net loses, ... i.e. 10 000 times your ridiculous 30$ meal. THERE is your real battle, avoiding marriage and kids will be extremely difficult, but rewarding if accomplished sucessfully.
[–]shun23115 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not really that difficult, I am a man of freedom and have so many hobbies that my friends question how do I not get bored in long holidays. I can't even imagine getting married right now, so many things I wanted to do
[–]GoodBrainPosted0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If we won the battle of the divorce law, would you go back to getting in a relationship with a woman? what's important is the philosophy of MGTOW and knowing the truth about female nature, If we went back to something like the 1950's, I still wouldn't get married...Living the bachelor's life is rewarding.
[–]sagilny8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol priceless look
[–]EndlessPatriotism4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd do this without batting an eyelash.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Ah the dreaded moment at the end of every dinner date. Most men end up paying probably because they just want to keep it simple and smooth.
[–]Agstafallah1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Honestly, I usually pick up the tab when out with my male friends too. I just limit how many times we get together if they aren't likely to reciprocate.
Splitting a bill only works if everyone knows that's the deal. Plus, if I'm being completely honest I mostly worry about being seen as a mooch if I'm not Johnny on the spot.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Totally agree man.
[–]MrMagtow3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Those dead eyes...
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hell yeah! That's the way to do it! Look on her face was timeless.
[–]deep_in_my_mind1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
People should always pay for what they can afford. Expecting someone else to pay for you is ridiculous unless it was explicitly stated before-hand.
[–]winclaw0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This does put a smile on my face
I just hope this is real
[–]anasbb0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That should be everyman's attitude literally!
[–]shatterthecrystal630 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Now THAT is a money shot. Lol
[–]FutureSquall0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Been there done that. The end result was that she decided to gossip to her friends which happened to be my friends’ girlfriends. Sadly a lot of them were simping and would do anything for a crumb so I was cut out of that group. Fuck em. Granted I was a teen at the time but I now consider myself lucky especially when I compare what happened with me to all these other guys out here getting metood and blackballed for beating a woman at her own game.
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