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[–]filosophicalaardvark62 points63 points64 points 6 years ago (22 children) | Copy Link
"for you"
[–]VagabondLonewolf[S] 31 points32 points33 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah imagine that lie.
[–]Scorpymgtownyans8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
This is one thing I still don't understand about this matrix. I know women don't put on makeup for guys, it's for other women.. yet guys are the ones attracted to it (somehow). But if it's not for guys and only so other women don't judge her badly, why is makeup a thing to begin with?
What's the bigger picture here?
[–]Sneakybobo9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
it's for other women
That's largely accepted but I don't think it's true. They do it for attractive guys.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Women don't need to attract men. It's a naturally given circumstance that they do. If she's ugly, make-up doesn't help. It's a matter of fact (admitted by many women in personal conversation) that they do it to stay in line with the rest of them.
[–]Sneakybobo1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
They lie. Notice how they stop wearing nice clothes and makeup once they secured a husband, and do it again when they're ready to monkeybranch. They love wearing makeup in the workplace, in social events, or at the airport: Anywhere they think they might catch a bigger fish.
Behind nice words and social niceties, women always badmouth each other's styles and appearances in their back. They hate each other.
True they don't need makeup to be attractive, they just need to be young and not fat. But they are also stupid.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Only after a while I found that they must have a real miserable existence. When they are having conversations near me, the expression on their faces are like they have a foul piece of meat in their mouths. I never look at them when they are smiling. Because the smile of a woman is fake. Her real face is anger. The only time when they seem to be more attractive is when they are slightly drunk.
[–]Sneakybobo0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
They have a miserable existence by our own male standards. Most of them are satisfied with their cat videos, shopping malls, and occasionnal dick. It is male nature to pursue higher purpose in life, not females'.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Last week a woman I know from my job called me up. She said "sorry for being silent the past 2 months, but I was miserable. " I asked why and she said "you know, my whole life, I have money problems, my washing machine is dead and I feel alone". I said, "well, that's just normal when being single. If you need sex, I have time tomorrow". :) That's how great they feel. If there's no money there is no fun.
[–]Sneakybobo0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice answer I'll use it :)
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Remark: The fact that they stop trying to look good after they have what they want, is only true at home. Because she doesn't put on makeup for him. When she's going out she will still use makeup. And the more she wants another guy, the more she will move into the competition arena. Meaning also her clothes have to be new and sexy. Suddenly.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's increasing sexual market value IN COMAPRISON to the competition. Looking younger. It's of course not for men. If other women don't use it, they won't use it. Women know that men will fuck everything they can get a hold on. But if there is a lot of competition around them that makes them look bad, they can't stand it.
[–]VagabondLonewolf[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Look, unlike men who have a rivalry, but not wanna have sex with another man (primarily by natural design).
Women are BISEXUAL by nature, it means if given the opportunity they would sleep with the same woman they are so jealous of. And that is by natural design.
That is the whole issue. You would never see sylvester stallone and arnold schwarzenegger having sex with each other , despite the rivalry.
On the other hand, if jessica alba and angelina jolie are involved, idk.
[–]MarkAurelios0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
eh. nah. there is zero evidence that women are bisexual by nature.
[–]VagabondLonewolf[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Well they are more into bisexual stuff than men.
[–]MarkAurelios0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
yes, but not actually by virtue of being lesbians. like anything else their bisexuality is for benefits and arousing males.
[–]VagabondLonewolf[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But the fact is that they are into that thing. Men are not bisexual by nature. Hell, it would be a cockfight.
Do you think car manufacturers are designing their cars to get the attention of the customers or rather to let the competition looking old?The competition amongst women about who's looking more young and fertile than the other. The fact that they are doing it because of the competition doesn't mean men wouldn't find it attractive. Men are competing in a similar way. Not for the attention of women but for chaising off their competitors in the first place. Which in turn attracts women. It's pretty easy to understand, right?
[–]lionheart-7770 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Was getting caught part of your plan?
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[–]filosophicalaardvark1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My problem with that saying is that it implies women don't lie when women lie ALL the time
[–]bloodshot_eyes27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
There's a line that every relationshit crosses. Its the line when the woman stops making herself look good for you, and begins frumping around in sweatpants and a ragged hoodie. After she crosses the line she doesn't give a shit about what she looks like at home, and will only get dolled up if she's going out where other people will see her.
This is what happens when women finally get what they so desperately crave: security. Secure in the knowledge that you won't leave her, she just completely gives up on being attractive. Because after all, attractiveness is for getting, not having.
[–]Clark3DPR8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True. The most common thing is cutting their hair shorter and gaining some weight.
[–]spaceman_spliff7777 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Complete cycle in one comment:
From here it’s on you. Do you stay with jaba or peace out?
[–]Mort118615 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This cat meme lol
[–]NietzscheExplosion2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I knew someone already posted this. Fuck this meme.
[–]Nemoitto12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I saw this earlier today too. Shits so funny!
[–]Scorpymgtownyans8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women put 5 tons of makeup on themselves because the standards for female beauty set by men is ridiculous!
Also, women often times have to beg guys to tell them if they noticed anything different on the women, and usually they get it right on the 7th time because of how little guys give a shit. If women never ask guys to guess if they noticed anything different, they'd never notice.
Poor whamen, they just can't win.
[–]MeGoingTOWin6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is gold, gold i tell you!
[–]avdarth693 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women don't put on makeup for their partners. They put it on so that she can catch a Chad's attention and whore around.
[–]CpuDoc672 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
GOLD!!!!
[–]NumeroUnoWasp1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I didn't catch the last phrase, can anyone explain. I'm retarded.
[–]VagabondLonewolf[S] 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well the beer is for him to get drunk so that he may not freak out over her face with a make up
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bullshit, she wears makeup so her market remains open
[–]Balderdash791 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh shit son!
[–]LastRedshirt1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
my favorite meme 2019.
[–]Mr_M0t0m01 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol
I LOVE those memes!
They never get old for me.
[–]Kalaveran1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This meme never goes old.
[–]moriarty_0560 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😭😭😂
[–]seathsoul690 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The amount of makeup is ridiculous in asian societies like 3kg of powder applied on face, with 20 kilos worth of lip liners shades mascara lotion foundation paste and other crap then end result is so horrible that you people will start puking blood
[–]bfte20 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whiskers knows what's up.
Lol! This made my day.
[–]hitch440 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What is this meme format called?
Woman yelling.
[–]monkeyhammar0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think it's "I'm too lazy to do a proper cross-post, or upload an actual image instead of a shitty screen-grab"
[–]Master_Nerd0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ok boomer
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