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[–]rocko20002116 points117 points118 points 6 years ago (20 children) | Copy Link
And yet apparently only men think about sex. Imagine that.
[–]Prototype_Grendel78 points79 points80 points 6 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
Watch any female "comedian" and wait for her to talk about sex or her body. I promise it won't take long.
[–]ohgawdwhyme45625 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Silverman!!
[–]chief8926 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Don't forget about Lisa Lampanelli. She would come on Comedy Central back in the early 2000's and it was gross. I remember once during her crowd work she picked out a black man in the front and just started ranting about how much black guys love her and that she would climb all over him. She's the embodiment of a boner-killer.
[–]Prototype_Grendel19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Seriously though, can anyone name even one female comedian who can do a show without drawing attention to her vagina, and its existence?
[–]chief898 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
To be fair, Kathleen Madigan is one of my favorites as well as Maria Bamford. They are both story tellers with lots of focus on how their personalities clash with their moms. Just for fun I googled a list of female comedians and in one list there were several women with descriptions like, "raunchy over the top humor".
[–]rayedward3634 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like Bamford myself, but she's a rarity out there. Most female comedians just can't get genuine laughs, they need those shock laughs.
[–]DeakinFrost0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I wanna like Bamford but I don't know what the fuck she is talking about.
[–]chief891 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
She has gotten a bit worse. Her tv show made zero sense to me, and i can watch tim and eric all day. Her show was too random.
[–]DeakinFrost0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
she has a show?
[–]chief891 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It was only 1 season i think. Maybe on Netflix? I only made it through 2 eps as the whole shtick was that it was random, not funny
[–]Prototype_Grendel0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ill look them up, thanks for the recommendation.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All of them. Gets old fast.
[–]DeakinFrost2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Natasha Leggero!
Who had a 5 minutes on how much she hates Tom Leykis, and that she doesn't want kids, nor to be married, that her pussy is still tight
Then she got baby rabbies hardcore, found a simp, knocked one out ricky-tick - and she is constantly half naked, talking about her pussy and trashing men
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
But is her pussy still tight?
[–]DeakinFrost1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hahahahaha not anymore!
She could gobble the cock like a Turkey escaped from the farm who turned into a free speech activist
[–]Crankshaft13374 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
This tale is right up there with Santa claus, 9/11, and trusting dudes named Jerry. Never trust anyone named Jerry.
[–]0nlyQuotesMovies2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
But he was my Ambassor of Kwan, man !!!
[–]Inside-Party0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm not putting in my report that I lost a crew member on a deep-sat expedition to find an alien named Jerry
[–]_ImS_1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My manager is named Jerry and he is a special kind of sapien.
[–]fredanderssen45 points46 points47 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Women are now saying the quiet parts out loud. And they wonder why we’re mgtow.
[–]neverserve12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't know about you, but it's so refreshing seeing these people self sabotage their own future opportunities of finding a slave. It's best to keep MGTOW quiet in real life, so that it hits 'em like a tonne of bricks at 30 :)
[–]ikhwan_arif[S] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Me thinks, it's because men have gone their own way that they're saying all these quiet part loud.
Chicken and egg situation.
[–]stratusfactionfan34 points35 points36 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The advice is always find the right one and marry her. Why so I can play her games or until she gets bored? Shits all a game to them.
[–][deleted] 23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
It is. It’s funny because when I look back to every single woman I’ve dated, married and divorced, they are all identical.
They all seem different in the beginning, but end up the same.
[–]SkyiHiker14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wanna stop having sex? Get married. Period. 😁🤣
[–]beenthere7892 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Astute observation my friend, now that i think a about it...
[–]DangZagnut21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
#BitchesOnlyWantRiches
[–]SkyiHiker2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They wanna your wallet not your belloni pony. 😂
[–]ikhwan_arif[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
preach!
[–]PutridMeatPuppet20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Before she gets married, she is auditioning and working hard to get the part.
After she gets married, she has the part and no longer works as hard to impress her partner.
[–]Considered_Dissent9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's not only "getting the part" it's like being given tenure; it's almost impossible to get fired no matter what you do, including absolutely no work at all, unless you fuck up on an almost unbelievably large industrial scale and even then it involves a great amount of expense to get rid of you.
[–]Unfigured15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They don't want to have sex with the sort of men they want to marry.
They want to marry men who will be good fathers to their children. They want to have sex with the men who will be good fathers OF their children. These men are almost never the same men, not by evolutionary standards at least. Hence the female dual-mating strategy.
[–]californiawaves232 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well said
[–]Count_Morrel10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The CONtract!
[–]Cowgineer9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All the reward, none of the work.
[–]JohnPerera8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is a huge red pill. THOT can't mary the chad so THOT marries the beta, but THOT doesn't like to sex with the beta.
[–]LordEppley4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Love seeing these comments folks. You guys are getting blackpilled, good, keep it up, you're on the right path fellas.
[–]ikhwan_arif[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is common red pill knowledge. I learned about this 10 years ago. What's great now is that women can't even deny it now and normal folk are aware of it too.
[–]LordEppley0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm sad I have to say it but I don't think they are
[–]sebastian08012 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They want sex but not with the man they married. The husband is the betabuxxer.
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[–]Toasty_Nuggetz2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Married women have tons of sex.. just not with their husbands.
[–]pharmd7181 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Link?
[–]Snorlax0131 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Thanks for the redpill brother. In these trying times occasionally the simp in me tries to convince me to go confess to an ex crush. Reminders like this bring me back to earth. Don't even try! The only way to win the game is by not playing.
[–]ikhwan_arif[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Stay strong bro.
[–]FanofLemmy1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Doesn't even have to be married... that's an ltr, too
[–]BoogersAndSugar1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly. If you insist on getting married despite the risks, you better screen out the settlers -- if she doesn't find you sexy enough to fuck you WITHOUT commitment, she cannot be trusted FOR commitment! If you want a serious relationship, tell them you're NOT looking for anything serious, then only pursue anything further with those who still stick around.
[–]LotBuilder1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why do a large percentage of pro athletes drop off after securing a large extended contract? They work hard, sacrifice and peak during their contract year only to stop doing the things that made successful after they have secured their big payday. The moment you say “I do “, they have secured the contract.
[–]realChebz1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
they want sex, just not with you...that's the whole fucking problem. Men think married women lose their sex drive, but don't consider how many times a week the gardener or the delivery man stops by their house...
It use to be the milkman. "Return to the 1950s" they said, lol.
[–]realChebz1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yes, used to be more classy
This is when I sometimes like black women. Some of them are more honest.
[–]Wtf_dis-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Not sure how it works from where your from but isn't the solution to this easy ? ….get a prenup. This is legit 2 birds with 1 Stone because for one it will keep the wife on her toes (well atleast abit more) and if it all goes to shit you still have everything and she has nothing.
[–]Sal_Yodada650210 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She’ll be on her toes with you, on her knees with Chad and the judge will be feeding the prenup to the shredder.
[–]SkyiHiker3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True. She just needs to allege that the husband abused her some way or another during the marriage for pre-nup to be nullified, regardless how caring and good actually was the husband. #me-too: believe all women. 😁
[–]roflcopt0rz_returns7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Prenups can and do get thrown out in family courts all the time. In the current year prenups are worth less than toilet paper.
Much like how the only 100% foolproof way to not get a pregnancy is to not have sex in the first place (abstinence), the only 100% foolproof way to not get divorce raped is to not get married in the first place (MGTOW).
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yet, recently I considered having a woman I was dating move in. I now have a niece and her husband who are lawyers.
They both said to get a living together agreement. They know it wouldn't cost me anything because they would do it. It would cost them their time. Yet still they thought it was essential.
On second thought I dumped that bitch.
[–]Unfigured0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't forget that you don't need to have put a ring on her finger for the state to consider you married to her. If you live with her long enough then you are considered common-law married. Which means divorce-rape is suddenly on the table.
It's 2 years in my country iirc, don't know how that compares to other Western nations. Which is why MGTOW says don't get married and don't cohabitate.
Pre-nups don't work.
Courts can simply throw it out, citing she was under duress when signing or some shit like that. Australia throws out pre-nups completely.
[–]d16784801 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In addition to everything everybody else mentioned, if kids are involved wanted or not, then that prenup is 100% guaranteed going in the toilet "for their best interest". Don't fall for the prenup scam, just go look at those stories of rich celebrity males who had them and still lost a good portion of their shit.
Even if prenups weren't thrown out all the time for the flimsiest of reasons, there's no guarantee that some feminist court isn't going to declare them totally illegal at some point in the future. And if that happens your prenup is invalid but your marriage is still completely binding. Or perhaps a major party will promise to pass legislation to make them illegal. Because the female vote is what wins elections, and they require serious pandering each and every election. Briffault's Law doesn't end with dating.
From what I've heard (and I haven't really been listening), your best bet to protect your pre-existing assets is to have a financial expert set them up in some sort of trust. I don't think she can touch it then in the divorce if it's been done right, although obviously she's still going to get most of what you made after the marriage. And I highly doubt the judge won't take that trust into consideration when setting alimony/child-support. But even if it was some kind of silver bullet, if it becomes a popular option then feminists will go after it and those in authority will get rid of it for them.
I just don't see why you would want to be married though. As the saying goes, you can understand women or you can love them, not both. And if you want to keep the marriage going you'll likely need a high degree of game, which means you will never be yourself. You'll always have your game face on when you're around her. Which means no genuine intimacy, and no freedom to drop your guard. You'll need to establish your higher value at every opportunity, or at least not counter-signal it. Who wants to live like that?
You'd be better off just getting a hooker once a month or so. That'd probably still be more sex than you would've gotten from marriage. And with a younger, hotter woman. With many younger, hotter women in fact. Not to mention it would be hugely cheaper.
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