Turn about is fair play, and though I disagree with both I can't help but find joy in using the same tactics women protesters used when the reverse is suggested.

By that I mean, this: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8480433/texas-women-protest-used-tampons/

So where do I send my jizz-rags?

(This is also satire. Please don't do this!)