Guys, we all like to extend ad infinitum the insane new definitions for everyday shit that radical feminists like to invent. It's hilarious, it pisses them off, and to a certain point, it highlights how absolutely ridiculous many of their claims are.

But this "Amy Schumer raped a guy" thing? This is ludicrous. EVEN IF we turned the exact same situation around, no one is going to admit that a girl who booty calls a guy, pushes him onto the bed, initiates sex and then falls asleep giving head is "rape". Anyone who actually read the article knows this.

Want to poke fun at real situations where a drunk slut banged some guy and is very obviously trying to back out to avoid shame? Fine. Want to turn the tables and replace the "he"s with "she"s to illuminate a double standard? More power to you. But don't fucking believe the definitions we're making fun of! Jesus Christ, there's actual outrage in that Amy Schumer thread. It's incredible.

We prodded the media with some Mad Max trickle coverage, and news publications treated these "Men's Rights" activists the exact same way they treat radical feminists. That is not what we want to fucking be.

When we take shit like this Amy Schumer article and try to get indignant about how this was "rape" according to a ridiculous feminist definition, we aren't breaking the definition, we're reinforcing it.