Swing, monkey, swing!

Traksimuss · 2020-07-19T12:37:30+00:00

Divorce raped her husband and now looking to get back on that sweet carousel. Orbiters are also allowed to apply and wine and dine her fat royal pain.

spaghetti_hitchens · 2020-07-19T13:30:47+00:00

Please, someone volunteer to be second fiddle to her angsty teenager while paying for this ham-based waterbed.

toeshotz · 2020-07-19T13:54:37+00:00

She says she loves staying active yet you can tell she actually does not stay active. Only activity she does is eating. That skin of her looks horrible. Sorry but I'm going to have to pass.

Ishabaka · 2020-07-19T13:51:56+00:00

I don't get the 420 thing why is it suddenly so mainstream?

onbakeplatinum · 2020-07-19T13:20:10+00:00

Not active enough to show collar bones

Cumsacky · 2020-07-19T14:00:58+00:00

If your kid is your first priority, you wouldn't be on Tinder trying to fool some poor guy out of his money like your ex-husband.

kfree313 · 2020-07-19T14:11:35+00:00

She had to divorce her favorite restaurant back in early March because of covid . She’s been calling and calling but no answer . A friend of hers says they might not open back up . Now it’s time to move on

SadSaltyCNN · 2020-07-19T16:47:23+00:00

"I love the outdoors and especially swimming in the summer time." = I drink margaritas by the pool.

lee1028 · 2020-07-19T15:30:32+00:00

200 lbs plus easy....

sleepkxng · 2020-07-20T00:34:15+00:00

By staying active she means engaging in eating contests?

2020-07-19T15:35:59+00:00

I’m going to guess she’s been off the carousel/market for quite a few years and pounds....

She is going to be quite shocked that men in their 30’s+ are not nearly as hungry for the poon as she is for cheeseburgers. Get ready for some hurt feels babe.
You’re too fat and old to be a “catch”. You’re not even cougar-worthy to the 18-23 guys because you’re a fatty.

Two predictions: 1. is that she is going to switch to burning coal. 2. the only “orbiters” she has are poor schmucks literally caught in orbit of her fat, gravity-producing body.

RF111164 · 2020-07-19T16:56:05+00:00

staying active

not by the looks of that body

ronoda12 · 2020-07-19T17:52:56+00:00

Stopped reading past i have a crotch golblin

Krampus1313 · 2020-07-19T19:18:19+00:00

Spend time with family (gets divorced)

2020-07-20T05:51:24+00:00

I've had the best luck with casual sex with recent divorcees or recently separated women.

That being said. That's all these women are good for: a pump and dump, a blow and go, an ejaculate and evacuate, etc, etc, etc.

valenin · 2020-07-19T19:32:01+00:00

Lover of music and art.

Anyone want to go in on a pool for her favorite songs and paintings?

I was here first, so I’m reserving Starry Night and ‘whatever she heard most frequently on the radio in the past 24 hours.’

2020-07-20T07:49:18+00:00

I bet she’s really good at baking too.

ShatteredSoldier · 2020-07-19T16:10:49+00:00

Some freshly divorced obese stoner with a 13 year old kid who will hate your guts even more than his mom will.

Engaging with this thing on any level is pure masochism.

RedMeatTrinket · 2020-07-21T22:29:34+00:00

420 friendly and 13 year old son? Is he your supplier, too?

2020-07-23T18:37:09+00:00

When dealing with pictures taken at this angle it is important to remember this.

If the cleavage reaches to the chin, ain't no way the bitch is thin!

FelchingJesus · 2020-07-20T16:37:35+00:00

Necktit alert.

someevilwhitemen · 2020-07-21T11:34:57+00:00

why 420 friendly .....???? why not 360 friendly or just friendly ..??

Title	Swing, monkey, swing!
Author	CDBaller
Upvotes	153
Comments	43
Date	July 19, 2020 11:29 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/htz11d/swing_monkey_swing/
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