"Plate" falling HARD

longschlong12 · 2017-01-28T03:18:48+00:00

When you're talking/texting a girl, you aren't just talking to the girl, you're talking to her friends. Her girlfriends always feel entitled to which man can be in a relationship with their girlfriend, especially their fat friends.

Don't sweat it, its just girl talk. You're overreacting a little. She never mentioned exclusivity to you, her friends did. Whatever that comes out from a woman's mouth that is about her friends or other women should not be taken 100% as the honest truth, its usually mixed with spite, jealousy or hate.

Next time treat those questions like shit tests.

SkorchZang · 2017-01-28T13:47:13+00:00

I think that's the hens colluding together (at your girl's actual behest, because she's friends or frenemies with all of them) to get you to prostrate yourself and declare undying love for her.

It's a great opportunity to show all of them what a cheeky, unflappable shitlord you really are. Meanwhile you can look at your girl appreciatively and say to yourself "nice try".

machimus · 2017-01-28T05:03:24+00:00

Two things are happening. One, her friends are shit testing you. Two, her friends are slut shaming her.

betahibitor · 2017-01-28T04:17:11+00:00

Massive shit tests from all of them. Pass them and make all her friends plates as well.

Title	"Plate" falling HARD
Author	Dronitto
Upvotes	3
Comments	18
Date	January 28, 2017 3:08 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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